Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

What to do wiff the rejects?

While Barry and the other brothers burrowed deep into their cozy sock for a well-earned nap, Reuben stayed behind at the Candy Corm Palace. He had one mission: finish the candy corm count. But after seberal hours, surrounded by neat piles and tiny crumbs, he realized there were… extras. Bent ones, slightly squishy ones, and […]

Reinforcements

In the glowing orange halls ob the Camdy Corm Palace, the Candy Corm Elf had called in reinforcements. The Shoe List had grown longer than a peppermint ribbon, and camdy corm was piling up faster than he could count. So he sent out an urgent memo (written in frosting, of course): “Dear Reuben, urgent corm-counting […]

Candy Corm Palace

Deep inside the shimmering orange halls ob the Camdy Corm Palace, the Camdy Corm Elf sat at his desk, surrounded by mountains ob sweet treasure. The pillars gleamed, the caramel floor sparkled underfoot, and the air smelled like pumpkin spice. Before him stretched the List — a long scroll of names that curled and looped […]

Camdy Corm Elf Harbest

The Candy Corm Elf woke up bright and early, his tiny hat perfectly pointed and his truck freshly polished. It was the first day ob the Great Candy Corm Harbest, and the fields were aglow wiff rows upon rows of sweet, tri-colored treasures. He approached his trusty truck, humming a harbest tune, and looked out […]

Happy Birffday Dad!

He’s the best dad because he always shares his snacks wiff us. We wroted you a poem…. A Birthday Poem for Dad — by Baxter, Barry, Reuben & Fish Baxter: Dad, today’s your special day, So we put our crumbs and cheese away— We cleaned (well… sorta), swept (one side), And wrapped your gifts (okay, […]