Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Warning

Fish climbed up onto the desk, adjusted his Santa hat so it leaned just right, and cleared his throat in a very serious, very important way. “ATTENSHUN, EBERYONE,” he announced, paws spread wide. “Dis is an OFFISHUL CALEMDAR WARNING.” He leaned forward, whiskers twitching wiff urgency. “Due to internashunal bizness, mail trucks, holidays, weather, vibes, […]

Barry is in Charge

Barry wasn’t entirely sure how he ended up in charge today, but when he arribed in the mail room wearing his Santa hat, Teddy already had a clipboard, a pencil, and the air of someone who had appointed himself Assistant Manager. “Okay, Barry,” Teddy said, “we hab a big day. Wall calemdars are almost gone. […]

Secret Mission

Fish watched from the office window as Reuben disappeared down the street wiff the wagon full ob calemdars. The moment Reuben turned the corner, Fish spun around dramatically, looked at Teddy, and whispered: “Ok. Phase Two ob Operashun Secret Science Gift… commence!!” Teddy, who habs been sworn to secrecy (and bribed wiff one mini marshmallow), […]

Mail Run

Reuben had barely finished placing the last label when Fish—who had returned from his cheese break berry refreshed—announced: “OKAY! Final step ob Internashunal Bizness Operations: mailrun. And Reuben, you’re da fastest, so… good luck!” Before Reuben could protest, Fish handed him a tiny Radio Flyer wagon piled high wiff outgoing calemdars and gabe a very […]

New Pillows!!

New Pillow Drop in the Store Ob Cute Fings Hai eberybody! We are berry excited to announce a brand-new batch ob adorably snuggly pillows — starring Baxter, Waffles, and Barry in all their iconic glory! (Fish and Reuben will be coming soon). Our friend and pop ober queen, Steph Laberis gets major credit for bringing […]

Cheese Break

Reuben had just gotten into a good work rhythm—stacking calemdars, peeling labels, smoothing enbelopes—when he realized the quiet behind him was too quiet. That was neber a good sign. Sure enuff, Fish had declared it was time for a cheese break, which he announced loudly before disappearing behind a stack ob boxes wiff a wedge […]

Happy Fanksgibbing!

Today we’re grateful for all the good bings in life — family, friends, cozy moments, and this wonderful community that shares our journey wiff the boys. Your kindness, love, and laughter mean the world to us, and we’re so thankful to still hab four ob our little guys wiff us to celebrate today. Whether you’re […]