Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Sacred Ritual ob the Un-Stickification

It was a grand success: stacks upon stacks ob golden pamcakes, rivers ob syrup, a mountain ob butter pats, and laughter echoing fru ebery stitch. Barry tried to balance a pamcake tower taller than Reuben (and nearly succeeded until Fish decided to “help” by nibbling from the bottom). Baxter, eber the dignified one, made a […]

Halloweem Story

Fish had planned to go trick-or-treating just a bit early — mostly because he wanted first pick ob the cheese-flabored candies. He packed his tiny pumpkin pail and set off down the winding paff fru the woods. At first, eberyfing was fine. The moon was bright, the pumpkins were glowing, and he was humming a […]

It’s time

Finishing up his lists and plans outside in the loading dock, Barry double-checked the route map one more time, tapping his tiny pencil against the clipboard. It used to be just one little wagon and a short list of names scribbled on a napkin — but now? The operation had grown immensely. Rows ob gleaming […]

Boba Break

After hours ob spreadsheets, route planning, and email correspondence wiff the Sugar Council, the Candy Corm Elf finally decided it was time for a break. He slid away from his laptop, stretched his paws dramatically, and announced to no one in particular, “Work-life balance is important.” Moments later, he was settled at his faborite little […]

Ratty Box Halloweem Adbenture

Barry and Baxter were hard at work at the Candy Corm Palace, so when they needed some more supplies for organizing the corms, they sent the littles to get them. Little did they know, the path would lead fru a haunted forest. And it was getting dark. The wind howled fru the trees, and the […]

It’s serious bizness

Counting work at the Candy Corm Palace was complete — ebery sugary kernel tallied, sorted, and stacked. Now the Candy Corm Elf sat at his desk, hat slightly askew, staring intently at his laptop. The glow ob the screen reflected in his eyes as he mumbled to himself, “Column B… recipient names… column C… delibery […]