Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

The Pamcake War

The Pamcake War began in the kingdom, wiff two brothers and one golden-brown treasure. Baxter grabbed hold first. Fish, tiny and determined, stretched his paw to claim his share. Both wanted the same fing, and for a moment, it looked like neither would let go. Two sides tugging at the same pamcake, both certain it […]

Hat Day

Fish and his brothers spent ALL day in the workshop making fabulous new hats! Some are fancy, some are silly, and some are… let’s just say “unique.” And none ob them got their fingers stuck together wiff the hot glue gun, so it was a success!

Fish Art

We did some arting a while back to complete our diploma from Marty’s School ob Bizness, but you habn’t seen it yet! It’s taking a bit longer than expected because Barry is being super picky about the titles (and yes… we gabe him approbal to be in charge ob naming). But good news — our […]

The Fish Maker

In the past, during his time at MSOB, Reuben made a goldfish named Gary wiff his science skills. It was one of those experiments dat turned out a little too well — Gary not only swam, but also developed a taste for opera music and demanded his flakes sprinkled wiff the flair of a Parisian […]

Time to start shopping!

The 2026 Calemdars are ready for pre-order, and this year we hab more choices than eber! There are 3 wall calemdars, and two desk calemdars to choose from. Wall Calemdars: • Rueben & Dougie’s Big Paris Adbenture – Croissants, cheese, and plenty of Parisian charm. • Memes – A whole year of giggles, sass, and […]