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Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Time to start shopping!
The 2026 Calemdars are ready for pre-order, and this year we hab more choices than eber! There are 3 wall calemdars, and two desk calemdars to choose from. Wall Calemdars: • Rueben & Dougie’s Big Paris Adbenture – Croissants, cheese, and plenty of Parisian charm. • Memes – A whole year of giggles, sass, and […]
King ob Thursdays
Hear ye, hear ye! On dis most glorious Thursday, King Baxter habs completed his official duties ob light stapling. The Royal Documents (grocery lists, cheese maps, and snack schedules) hab now been securely fastened wiff the red stapler. Let it be known: All snack requests must be submitted in triplicate. Extra peanut butters will be […]
Ratty Box Beach Day
It was a perfect sunny morning when the brothers set off for their Ratty Box Beach Day. It had been so hot, a day to cool off was necessary. Reuben was the first to claim the surf-shack hut, peeking out like he was the official lifeguard on duty. He eben had his little crab to […]
New Sock
It’s Sock Day!! Our dear friend Gilliam Simpson knitted us a brand new sock! Eben tho all ob us can squeeze inside, I dibs it today to break it in. I fink it’s roomy enough dat we could hab a whole pamcake breakfast in here—may need to test dat theory soon! Big fank you, Gilliam!!
Reuben’s Trabel Journal – Final Entry
It’s our last day in Paree, so we decided to hab our farewell picnic right in front ob the famous I Lub You Wall. It’s covered in “I lub you” written in more languages than we hab crumbs on our picnic table (and trust me, dat’s a lot). We set up our table, unpacked our […]
It’s almost ober
It’s our last few days in Paris before we head back home, so today we made a berry important stop at Galeries Lafayette — you know, for essenshul shopping. Soubenirs, treats, and portable French foods to tuck into our suitcases (and maybe our cheeks, if there’s oberflow). Reuben took charge ob the tiny shopping cart, […]
Baxter Reporting
Today’s field trip to the “bones building” at Jardin des Plantes was… well, enlightening. Barry and Reuben are still processing. I mean, we saw a whole shelf ob brains in jars. Actual brains. Dougie stared at them for 47 minutes and then asked if we could bring one to the skeletons in the catacombs — […]