Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
I hab a chicken bone
I neber had one before – I fink it’s good, but it makes me feel like a cabeman!
Hai
Were you looking for me? I got tired ob shipping stuff so I took a nap. Here I am!
Shipping Dept.
Hai eberybody – Dis is the shipping department here. The President was helping us wiff shipping dis morning for a photo op, and now we habn’t seen him in a little while. When you get your package, please check for him, and if he’s in there, please send him back. We could get in really […]
Bisit wiff Larry
I was napping today, and since he missed me last week, dis time he decided to wake me up so we could hab a chat and bisit a little. I’m glad he did, cause I can nap anytime, but I don’t see Larry berry often. He’s really lucky because he can trabel to Heaben, and […]
Halloweem Report
Another Halloweem has come and gone. I hope you all got lots ob camdy. I’m ready to see what is in my pumpkin…. Hey, there is nuffin in here! What happened to all the camdy?? Still nuffin but a bow tie pasta! What did you say? I can hab yogies instead? Ok – dat works […]
Happy Halloweem!
Happy Halloweem eberybody!! Hab fun and good luck getting lots and lots ob camdy! (Psssst….ober here….I’m in the pumpkin)
Pumpkin Monday
P.S. Pumpkin Monday is any Monday dat you happen to be sitting on a pumpkin. (only if he says it’s ok first) (hat by a Hat for My Rat)
Presidentshul Biscuit RINGTONE
You asked, and we made it happen. Presidentshul Biscuit is now a ringtone which will bring your Intersnashunal Bizness calls to another lebel!! Email us at ma*************@***il.com and we will send you the file, then this will help you install it – start at step 12: wikihow.com/Make-Your-Own-Ringtone