Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Pants goes shopping

Eberybody know when someone goes to Heaben (eben if they still talk to you), you hab to bring food and make a casserole.  I’m shopping for food stuffs… maybe Corm Flakes would be good for the casserole. And I need lots ob cheese.  By the way, dis Pants. (bisit Pants and Miwa on Insta @ratshavefeelingstoo)

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Memorial Guests

Hai eberybody, dis Fibbs.  It was a really nice memorial you guys had for me this weekend, so many ob you showed up for the libe biewing.  I know it was goberment protocol, but it was so sad. I’m still here and can talk to you wheneber, so don’t be too sad just because I’m […]

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A letter from Gourdon

Hi everyone. This is Gourdon, Secretary of Agriculture under President Fibbs. Like all of you, I am very sad about the passing of our great leader, yet at the same time am glad to have been a friend to him, Milo, and Wimbley. They taught me a lot of great values about friendship, such as […]

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Time Person ob the Year

We here at MMH were thrilled to be notified ob this honor by Time Magazine today! Not only has Fibbs helped the world as President – sharing donuts, bringing smiles, enacting berry important policies – he has become a Grammy winning recording artist, as well as a prominent name in the art world. From his […]

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Famous mobie guy signs my poster

Hai Eberybody.  **tap tap tap**  Is dis fing on??  Dis is Fibbs coming to you from Heaben bia the Hype network.  Can you hear me now??  I’m here wiff my brothers, and I finally met Marty in person – he is awesome!  I got dis in the mail on Earff a few days ago, it’s […]

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CYBER MONDAY SALE – 25% off

Ok, we are a little behind on the Cyber Monday fing, but its neber too late for Internashunal Bizness, so this will go from now until Wednesday!  (We hab been a little busy, and dis is Milo working in Heaben.  I guess you could say dis discount is Heaben sent.  Fibbs is settling in and […]