Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Happy Gotcha Day!!

A year ago today we came to lib wiff our mom and dad, and we can’t believe it’s already been a whole year!   We hab learned so much about Internashunal Bizness and had fun adbentures, and met so many peoples.  Happy Gotcha Day to us!  (are there presents and snacks??)  – dis Augie February 2018:  […]

Baffroom Poetry

Hai.  Dis Cosmo.  Today I am introducing the offishul “Baffroom Poetry wiff Cosmo” column.  Ebery week we will hab a new poem wiff a new subject.   Please submit your ideas and I will pick some and make them poetical. Today’s poem is about boops.      (inspirashun chosen by Ena Roque-Vizzini and Molly Michaela Darling Roque) Sometimes […]

State ob the Uniom 2019

Good ebening ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight I’m here from Heaben to tell you about the state ob our uniom, and I’m proud to report that the state ob our uniom is strong!  We hab plenty of donuts and corms, eberybody here is nice to each other and helps each out when they are in need, […]

Ode to Insomnia

I hate it when I cannot sleep and hab to stay up counting sheep sheep are not good for making zzzz’s they are good for socks and sweaters hmmm…maybe some warm milk would make it better. Fibbs Crib by the wonderful Dexters Creature Comforts!