Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Pea Stash-io Nuts!!

O.M.G.  Hab you tried these fings?!  These are nuts that come from a pea stash I fink (I’ve stashed alot ob peas but neber found these before) They are fun because you hab to crack them open to get the prize inside, and it’s so delishious when you do.  The world is full ob such […]

Alert! Alert!

SPECIAL REPORT:  This morning secret surbailence camera 3 caught two ob the unicorm illuminati exiting from the super secret tunnel, making it’s locashun vunerable to riff raff and ebil doers who don’t hab the password.  The guard was no where in sight.

Rooting Box – Bean

I’m pretty sure Pants brought this rooting box ob wheat grass mostly for me.  She lubs me, and I lub her too!  But I shared wiff my brothers.  We all had a great time!! Fanks @RatsHaveFeelingsToo!   I lub you Pants!  

Rooting Box – Augie

Dis Augie.  Rooting box gets an A+ from me, dis was REALLY FUN!!  I was first one in and showed my brothers how it’s done.  Fank you Pants at @RatsHaveFeelingsToo!! This is going to be a flower.

Rooting Box – Cosmo

Last weekend our friend Pants at @RatsHaveFeelingsToo brought us a rooting box wiff wheat grass in it.  We watered it for a few days and it grew real fast!  Today we got to check it out and play wiff it…and eat stuff we dug up!  It’s like we are farmers or somefing.  Eben tho there […]

Baffroom Poetry

Hallo – welcome to the baffroom. Would you like some paper or would you like to hear a poem? UPDATE: Here is your poem…. In the baffroom, and here I sit  wiff a poetic rat behind my head and as I contemplate and finish up I wish I had chosen paper instead.