Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Mouse Duty
I am on mouse duty today. I work for snacks. What do you need?
Can we join you for breakfast?
We are habbing O’s. Want some?
Delaware Bizness
Ahoy Me Hearties!! Day two ob trabel, avast here we are in Delaware. I went and bisited the ship, the Kalmar Nyckel wiff my pirate outfit on. I got some strange looks, but it was really fun. I battoned down some hatches, clapped some thumber, did some hornswaggling and shibered me timbers. Cosmo perferred to hang […]
New Hampshire Bizness
Hai eberybody – dis Augie. We are on the road again for Internashunal Bizness! We are here in New Hampshire and almost completely licensed for bizness in the United States, but we are missing just a few more states. Can you help us out?? We need: Kansas • Maryland • Mississippi • Montana • Rhode […]
Baffroom Selfies
Do we put these on the dating sites now??
Pea Stash-io Nuts!!
O.M.G. Hab you tried these fings?! These are nuts that come from a pea stash I fink (I’ve stashed alot ob peas but neber found these before) They are fun because you hab to crack them open to get the prize inside, and it’s so delishious when you do. The world is full ob such […]
Alert! Alert!
SPECIAL REPORT: This morning secret surbailence camera 3 caught two ob the unicorm illuminati exiting from the super secret tunnel, making it’s locashun vunerable to riff raff and ebil doers who don’t hab the password. The guard was no where in sight.
Rooting Box – Bean
I’m pretty sure Pants brought this rooting box ob wheat grass mostly for me. She lubs me, and I lub her too! But I shared wiff my brothers. We all had a great time!! Fanks @RatsHaveFeelingsToo! I lub you Pants!