Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Cosmo’s Baffroom Poetry
I fink best in the baffroom, so it’s poetry from the baffroom, not about the baffroom. It’s a good finkin’ spot. Here is todays poem: Sometimes when I make a mistake I’m afraid people will be mad tho it was just an accident still it makes me sad. I try to fix it best I […]
Brocolilli Force Fields
Today we had some brocolilli and usually we take it and run into our faborite house, but somefing weird happened today and it was like a force field went ober the door! Mom said it’s because our house is made by Dexter’s Creature Comforts and all their houses are 100% Brocolilli Free (for Dexter) so […]
Imposters!
I fink we hab a moral dilemma. What is dis trickery?!? A few years ago, Trader Joes made cookie dat looked just like a Milano and tasted pretty close, but they disappeared it pretty quick probably because Pepperidge Farms said “hey wait a second….” but now they hab another cookie that tastes like a Milano […]
Crazy weather
Good ebening. Dis Bean Bluster wiff an impromptu weather report, filling in for the napping Cosmo Cumulus. The weather is really wacky today. Huge dark storm clouds just came in bringing thunder and rain. It’s been snowing in Las Begas, which is berry abnormal, and it’s eben snowing in Rancho Cucamonga. In our area here […]
Tater Time
Dis a song…”it’s tater time today…oh taters!! Tater time to-day! I will eat taters on a fork, or spoon or spork – oh taters…eberyone lubs tater time!”