While my brothers are running around wiff egg on their heads, I hab some urgent royal stapling bizness I hab to do.  I can’t really talk about it – it’s kind ob important super secret royal stuff.  You would fink I would hab people for dis.  Who can I talk to get some people to […]

I fink best in the baffroom, so it’s poetry from the baffroom, not about the baffroom.  It’s a good finkin’ spot.  Here is todays poem: Sometimes when I make a mistake I’m afraid people will be mad tho it was just an accident still it makes me sad. I try to fix it best I […]

I fink we hab a moral dilemma.  What is dis trickery?!?  A few years ago, Trader Joes made cookie dat looked just like a Milano and tasted pretty close, but they disappeared it pretty quick probably because Pepperidge Farms said “hey wait a second….”  but now they hab another cookie that tastes like a Milano […]