Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Time to Change

Be careful eberybody!! ** Not balid in Hawaii, American Samoa, Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, the Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands, and Arizona.  (and lots ob other countries, please check your local listings for instructshuns)

Farewell for now Candy Corm Elf

A successful Halloween season behind us, the Candy Corm Elf congratulates himself for a job well done, many corms hab been spread far and wide!   And wiff a laugh and a nod, the Candy Corm Elf and his trusted Candy Corm Unicorm, fly off to relax until the next Halloweem season.  (still dropping a few […]

Double double, toil and trouble….

I’m trying to make a Halloweem spell and needed a bunch ob ingredients, including crushed bones.  I found the guy Bean had lunch wiff the other day and asked him if he would mind getting in the pot. He said no, and walked away.  So I had to go to the store and get some […]

Corm Delibery Dangers

Tonight I was delibering a corm to dis boot here and had some trouble.  I got a little stuck, and my foot was sticking out because the boot wasn’t zipped up – sometimes there are unforseen hazards ob the job, but I obercame the obstacle and got the job done and on to the next […]

Late Night Secret Delibery

I’m running out ob time to get all these candy corms delibered to your shoes in time for Halloweem!  I might just hab to send some out wiff the calemdars again.  It’s a hard job to do wiff all the shoes in the world.  Dis Augie.  I mean, Dis the Candy Corm Elf.

Candy Corm Harbesting

I heard back from the Halloweem King berry fast, and he gabe me directions to this candy corm field, so I am here harbesting more candy corms!!  They are tricky to spot, but there are a ton ob them in here, and I just fro them in the back of the truck which works out […]

Help…

Deer Halloweem King – Please help, I am running low on candy corms and I’m not sure where to get more. I checked the tree in my backyard but it was bare.  Please send adbice. Fanks – Dis the Candy Corm Elf