Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Corm Delibery Dangers

Tonight I was delibering a corm to dis boot here and had some trouble.  I got a little stuck, and my foot was sticking out because the boot wasn’t zipped up – sometimes there are unforseen hazards ob the job, but I obercame the obstacle and got the job done and on to the next […]

Late Night Secret Delibery

I’m running out ob time to get all these candy corms delibered to your shoes in time for Halloweem!  I might just hab to send some out wiff the calemdars again.  It’s a hard job to do wiff all the shoes in the world.  Dis Augie.  I mean, Dis the Candy Corm Elf.

Candy Corm Harbesting

I heard back from the Halloweem King berry fast, and he gabe me directions to this candy corm field, so I am here harbesting more candy corms!!  They are tricky to spot, but there are a ton ob them in here, and I just fro them in the back of the truck which works out […]

Help…

Deer Halloweem King – Please help, I am running low on candy corms and I’m not sure where to get more. I checked the tree in my backyard but it was bare.  Please send adbice. Fanks – Dis the Candy Corm Elf

CALEMDARS!!

Phew!!  Finally got all the calemdars finished and ordered, so all shipments will start going out next week!  If you hab been berry patient waiting for yours that you ordered already, or been waiting to see the pics of what will be in each one, the time Internashunal Calemdar Bizness starts now!!  The calemdars will […]

Baked Penny

Our friends John and Jessica made us baked penny pasta for dinner and it was delicious!  We all grabbed our piece so fast Bean and Cosmo are not eben in focus…