hai eberybody, dis bert.  I gib up, go,ahead and show ’em.  Dont forget you promised to make us pamcakes.

Haii Eberybody, its me, Bert.  Ok mom, I’m telling you, you need to stop now.  Beez and Chip might ok wiff dis, but i’m not.  Dont go any farther….


Here come the baff pictures, Bert lost his argument against sharing them.   Here’s Chip!

Hi eberybody it’s me Bert. Not only did Mom not gib us pamcakes dis weekend, we had our first baff. Because sometimes we like to sleep in the litter box, mom said we were kind ob stinky and dirty. And to make things worse, she said she was going to post pictures ob t.?

Eberybody please comment here and tell mom you dont want to see our baff pictures, ok??

Oh no!  How did she get dis one on here already!?!

Is it safe to come out now?  Is Monday almost ober?

Mom said she couldn’t make pamcakes today, so I decided to do it myself!  Turns out I don’t know how to make pamcakes.


Somebody please halp me.

Chip habs been asking for pamcakes, and it’s Sunday…is there any chance ob pamcakes or should we go back to bed??

Hai, it’s me Bert again. Dis my brother Chip, and my other brothers, Beez and Nickels. Ok, see you…