Good morning America and people all ober the world. It was a hard fought campaign, but no one was surprised dat his platform of Peace, Lub and Donuts for Eberybody won the hearts and minds and botes of the people. Eben though Fibbs has been President for a few months now, it’s finally the fancy […]
(Here is Bice President Fibbs Feltman, I can sense his nervousness, as it’s a berry important day for him too.)
(The guests are starting to arribe… Larry is here, and I see Gourdon stepping out ob his car.)
The time is almost here and we aren’t done setting up yet! We need to hurry… no time to chat. See you soon for the big ebent. Hab a donut while you wait. There should be plenty!
More ebent coverage to come!
It’s almost time for the offishul ceremony to swear Fibbs in as President, so I am putting the cameras up so it can be on tee-bee and the Interwebs. All this IT stuff is kind ob hard. Anyone know how to turn this fing on?
Usually there is only one Speaker ob the House in goberment, but we hab TWO! I am proud to announce my picks for the new offishul Speakers ob the House, which is a berry important job. Fank you to Creatib for supporting me and the Donutcratic Party wiff our bision of happiness, donuts and good […]
We are busy preparing for the ceremony to make Fibbs officsul President, eben though he has been President for a couple months already, dis party is protocol, and keeping wiff traditshun is important. I am preparing the oats ob office as part ob the swearing in process. Yep, I fink it’s good.
I hab spent alot ob time dis week in my Presidenshul Finkin’ pillow, and it’s a little stressful. Although I am already President, the ceremony is dis week, and I still hab to make all my cabinet announcements and write my speech, so I fink I need some extra snacks and hugs to get me […]