Milo
If you are scared or lonely you can bunk in here wiff me. It’s bigger than it looks, and usually mom gibs us snacks.
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Presidentshul Beams
The gifts from foreigm diggity taries hab started to arribe. Today we got greem beams from the Ambassador ob Lima, Peru. You would fink they would send lima beams, but they were greem beams. Go figure.
Weather Alerts
Dis is President Fibbs reporting for MNN news, here from Califorbia wiff some sad news today. Dis is a presidentshul matter because he libed in a Nashunal park. My friend and iconic Califorbia drive-through tree, Cecil, fell down duirng our last rain storm and hurt himself real bad. He lubbed being a tourist attracshun and […]
Oh hai
I’m back from my nap. I’m glad you’re still here and fanks for the pasta!
Spoon Residoo is our Faborite!
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Portrait
Not now mom, first ob all, Milo is hoarding all the cookies! Dis is not a good look. Can’t you take a picture later??
Milo Monday
Oh Monday, the first ob 2017, a sort ob holiday, but you are still Monday. A conundrum of sorts, scientifically speaking.