Well, I got the key to the White House. I went in and looked around, and it’s pretty nice. But I fink I will lib in the Marty Mouse White House, wiff my old obal office – it suits me just fine. I will bring the personal chef wiff me though. Dats one perk I […]
The dinner and all the dancing was fun – our dates got home safely to Souff Carolina, and before their curfew (wiff a litte trabel juice). We were so glad dat Larry, Lionel, Gourdon, Marty Feltman, Dobby, Shy Guy, George, Gus, Sadie and so many of our friends could join us dis ebening, but the […]
It was pretty nice ob them to throw a parade for us, but I’m getting hungry, let’s go fast and get to the dinners! What do you fink Mr. Feltman? Save Save
Deer fellow Americams and hoomans all ober the world. Dis Fibbs. It has been my honor and pribiledge to hab serbed as your President for the last few months and I will continue to do so wiff pride. It is wiff a full heart dat I stand before you today, dis is an important job […]
Hello eberyone – dis Fibbs. It’s nice to see you all here looking so sharp. Fank you to all in attendance, I hab greatly appreciated your support and lub ober the past year since I started my campaigm. Many donuts hab been distributed, and socks repurposed, and now it is time for me to be […]
Good morning America and people all ober the world. It was a hard fought campaign, but no one was surprised dat his platform of Peace, Lub and Donuts for Eberybody won the hearts and minds and botes of the people. Eben though Fibbs has been President for a few months now, it’s finally the fancy […]
(Here is Bice President Fibbs Feltman, I can sense his nervousness, as it’s a berry important day for him too.)
(The guests are starting to arribe… Larry is here, and I see Gourdon stepping out ob his car.)