A big fank you to Norway (via our friend Silje Grambo Mellemstuen who represents all ob Norway) for sending these lubly gifts to open the diplomatic relashuns wiff our country. Dis really cute cheese cutter, and yummy chocolate! We gladly accept and look forward to working wiff your country on many more good snacks to come. […]
Because… donuts!
Hai eberyone – Dis is President Fibbs Frost wiff a special report. Yesterday we had a big storm and thousands ob local residents lost power for hours. So much rain it doesn’t know where to go, many areas were dangerous and flooded like ribers running down the freeways. Just moments ago, it sounds like our […]
Well, I got the key to the White House. I went in and looked around, and it’s pretty nice. But I fink I will lib in the Marty Mouse White House, wiff my old obal office – it suits me just fine. I will bring the personal chef wiff me though. Dats one perk I […]
The dinner and all the dancing was fun – our dates got home safely to Souff Carolina, and before their curfew (wiff a litte trabel juice). We were so glad dat Larry, Lionel, Gourdon, Marty Feltman, Dobby, Shy Guy, George, Gus, Sadie and so many of our friends could join us dis ebening, but the […]
It was pretty nice ob them to throw a parade for us, but I’m getting hungry, let’s go fast and get to the dinners! What do you fink Mr. Feltman? Save Save
Deer fellow Americams and hoomans all ober the world. Dis Fibbs. It has been my honor and pribiledge to hab serbed as your President for the last few months and I will continue to do so wiff pride. It is wiff a full heart dat I stand before you today, dis is an important job […]
Hello eberyone – dis Fibbs. It’s nice to see you all here looking so sharp. Fank you to all in attendance, I hab greatly appreciated your support and lub ober the past year since I started my campaigm. Many donuts hab been distributed, and socks repurposed, and now it is time for me to be […]