Dis Milo Megadoppler and we hab breaking news on the predicashuns ob Phil. He woke up dis morning, came out ob his hidey hole, saw his shadow and went back to bed. Six more weeks ob winter is on it’s way! Except if you lib in places dat are already warm, then it’s just whateber […]
Hai Everybody, dis Milo Megadoppler standing here in a field in Pennsylbania really really early dis morning waiting for our friend Phil to come out and see if he sees his shadow. It’s chilly here, and I wish I had remembered my sweater. It’s important when you hab weather and know what it is, dat […]
I had discussions wiff the Speakers ob the House today on some donut policy issues. There will be no raisins in donuts as long as the Donutcratic Party is in charge!
A few weeks ago our friends George and Shy Guy sent dis AMAZING tribute to Wimbley and his Aliem Adbenture. Dis is so amazing. We shared it wiff Wimbley in a recent Hype talk and he thought it was great!! Can’t wait to show Larry too – he will lub it. Especially the part where […]
Dis morning we learned a series ob photos were leaked from a member ob our Secret Serbice to the press core. I don’t fink it’s berry nice, but I’m not mad cause we were just habbing breakfast. We are inbestigating the source ob the leak.
A big fank you to Norway (via our friend Silje Grambo Mellemstuen who represents all ob Norway) for sending these lubly gifts to open the diplomatic relashuns wiff our country. Dis really cute cheese cutter, and yummy chocolate! We gladly accept and look forward to working wiff your country on many more good snacks to come. […]
Because… donuts!
Hai eberyone – Dis is President Fibbs Frost wiff a special report. Yesterday we had a big storm and thousands ob local residents lost power for hours. So much rain it doesn’t know where to go, many areas were dangerous and flooded like ribers running down the freeways. Just moments ago, it sounds like our […]