Oh hai, it’s me Bert. We bisited Oregon dis weekend to do bizness, and we had so many plans to do fings, like see Multnomah Falls, explore the coastal towns (we did see the Goonies house in Astoria), but then once we heard about BooDoo donuts in Portland we went straight there! They showed us […]
**WE INTURRUPT YOUR DAILY STREAM WIFF DIS SPECSHUL REPORT** Hai, dis is Beesley Breeze wiff a specshul report. I hab to be honest wiff you. I know many hab suspected it from the berry start. It’s true. I’m not really a rat, I’m a miniature polar bear from outer space. I was placed wiff my […]
While strolling fru the park I came across the President Fibbs Memorial outhouse, and nature called… “‘Scuse me, can I hab some pribacy here?”
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. I wrote a poem for you. On St. Patrick’s day, you hab to drink somefing green So I had a Sprite it was the first green I’be seen It made me feel tipsy and a little light I hope a Leprechaun won’t make me fight. All ob these […]
Hi, it’s me, Nickels O’Pickle Pants, and it’s St. Patricks Day, and I was finking, what can I do help people today? And I I fink most people want more kissing in their life, so I set up my table out in the streets, and if you see me out here today, I’ll be gibbing […]
Internashunal Bizness for good. We are sad and frustrated (and mad, too!) to watch what is happening in Ukraine. We want to do somefing to help where we can, so we collabratated wiff Dru (The Illustrated Rat) to make this design in support ob the Ukranian people, and ALL the profits from all items wiff […]
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. Since we were in the east bisiting the M states, we went to Maine next to learn about lobsters. When we got there we asked where we can find lobsters and someone said “if you go by the ocean they practically jump out at ya”. So we went to the […]
Guess what? We went trabeling to Massaschusettes!! We went to the historical Toll House Inn where cookies started in 1936. Before this, there were no cookies in the world…eber. There weren’t that many people either, I’m not sure what was going on back then in the olden days. It was a berry sad, dark time, […]