Dinner
What should we make for dinner today?
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Oregon Bizness
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. We bisited Oregon dis weekend to do bizness, and we had so many plans to do fings, like see Multnomah Falls, explore the coastal towns (we did see the Goonies house in Astoria), but then once we heard about BooDoo donuts in Portland we went straight there! They showed us […]
MNN Breaking News
**WE INTURRUPT YOUR DAILY STREAM WIFF DIS SPECSHUL REPORT** Hai, dis is Beesley Breeze wiff a specshul report. I hab to be honest wiff you. I know many hab suspected it from the berry start. It’s true. I’m not really a rat, I’m a miniature polar bear from outer space. I was placed wiff my […]
I gotta pee…
While strolling fru the park I came across the President Fibbs Memorial outhouse, and nature called… “‘Scuse me, can I hab some pribacy here?”
St. Pat Poem by Bert
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. I wrote a poem for you. On St. Patrick’s day, you hab to drink somefing green So I had a Sprite it was the first green I’be seen It made me feel tipsy and a little light I hope a Leprechaun won’t make me fight. All ob these […]
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Hi, it’s me, Nickels O’Pickle Pants, and it’s St. Patricks Day, and I was finking, what can I do help people today? And I I fink most people want more kissing in their life, so I set up my table out in the streets, and if you see me out here today, I’ll be gibbing […]