Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Staying sharp

It’s important to keep Internashunal Bizness skills sharp, so I’m stapling stuff today to keep on top ob the eber changing stapling trends.

Friday Finkin’

Welcome to Friday Finkin’.  Dis Nickels Noteworffy, and I am here to share wiff you some ob the stuff I fink about.  Today I’m finkin’ about green beams.  I don’t like them, and I was finkin’ about why.  I lub peas, and you would fink they were pretty much the same, they are both green […]

Kissing Boof is OPEN!

Ok eberybody, the kissing boofs are ready for action!  We are here at the Port ob Long Beach – we had some permit issues, so we ended up here, and regulashuns require we hab to wear these hard hats the whole time.  I fink it’s makes us look more manly and desirable.  Anyway, we hab […]

Family Portrait

When we had our birffday a few weeks ago, our sisters Roux and Toupee from @RatsHaveFeelingsToo came to bisit and we took a family photo together wiff them!  It was a specshul occashun and we couldn’t let it pass (I guess), eben though it meant more time taking photos! Ugh…. mom and auntie Minae lub […]

We got Balemtimes!

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  We got some tasty balemtimes from Jenny Breiner today – two each – it made us feel berry lubbed!  Fank you Jenny!  You can hab a free pass for the Balemtimes Kissing boof.  Just tell ’em Bert sent ya. xo