Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

That’s a Wrap!

Oh it’s me, Bert, your Grand-Poo-BahCorm, officshully calling dis conbenshun to a close. Dis habs been a great late nights sesshun about rainbow and unicorm partnership but Pickle Pants is falling asleep. I know we are all tired from the dance earlier, so eberybody get home safe, get a good rest and we’ll see you […]

2022 Unicorm Conbenshun Press Release

April 9, 2022 Locashun: Super Secret Hotel (except for Anwar, who apparently habs a pretty loud mouth and we will speak wiff him later about how to keep trap shut about fings dat are ob no concern to him) Due to the super secretib nature ob dis Conbenshun, the offishul photographer was only allowed in […]

Hotel Security Breach

Hello. My name is Anwar, and I work in the hotel. There has been a lot of super secret stuff going on I found this note discarded just outside a trash can on the walkway by the pool. I don’t know if this is important, or I should turn it in to the authorities. They […]

Trabel Day

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  After the heat wabe we hab been habbing, and a long trabel time, we hab arribed at the hotel for our super secret conbenshun tomorrow. I need a long nap to be ready for the big day. Don’t look at my suitcase, I fink a little bit might be poking […]

Too Hot for April

It’s been almost 100 degrees the last two days, which is way to hot for April if you ask me, and you didn’t, but if you did, I fink almost eberyone would agree. April should be more temperate and maybe hab a rain shower or two, but this heat wabe nonsense is not fun, and […]