Hai! Dis S. Marty Feltmen again. Fibbs is here!! He and Milo are back from Australia, and they brought the Speakers of the House to our meeting as well. We had good snacks ob fried cheese, corm fritters, smashed taters. Here I am telling him about all my ideas I had about how to make stuff work better and to make people happier, so I hab been appointed to the Cabinet as the Secretary of Exciting Ideas! I’m so happy to be joining dis administrashun and working wiff Fibbs and Milo.
P.S. Hi Sam!! Don’t worry about me, I”m doing great and I fink I’m gonna lub it here!!
Hai! I am S. Marty Feltmen (not related to Marty Feltman, I can see how dat would be confusing) and I am waiting to meet wiff the President. I hab brought an ear ob corm as tribute. I will just hab a seat here at dis table and wait for him to arribe.
(Marty S. Feltman by Sams Softies)
Being President ob eberyone is hard. It can be berry stressful. Eben wiff donuts.
We are so excited to hab our first enamel pin in produkshun and on the way! Limited and Numbered edition of 100 – it’s the Fibbs Jaws spoof. You can order yours at the Store ob Cute Fings!
Also if you hab missed it, we hab a new store of T-Shirts and Coffee Holes, that will be ongoing and we will keep adding to. It would be nice if they could all be in one place, but dat would make life too easy I guess.
And you hab to go to eben another place to get your donuts! **sigh**
We got an Easter present from our friend Oliber and his sisters – it’s a whole bag ob Iddy Biddy Chocolate Bunnies!! When I eat them I like to start wiff the ears first, they are the tastiest part. Fanks to Olibers mom Daisy for helping him get these to the magic box to send, I hear Oliber doesn’t dribe.
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I’m still wearing my ears today. I fink they look great, and it helps me hear you better.
I’m starting a new band called Milo and the Beams.