Georgia Bizness

We are habbing our big birffday party tomorrow, our real birffday is Monday, but parties are better on weekends because, well, I’m not sure why, but it’s just true.  So anyway, mom said we could do a quick trabel, so we went to Georgia, the state known for peanuts and Coca-Cola!  We bisited a peanut farm.  It was a little scary, those peanuts were a little bigger than I expected.  And I neber knew they had teef.  Anyway, we didn’t stay there long because it was a little scary, so we went to the Coke museum and had alot ob fun there!  Although I told Beez his secret is in danger ob coming out, people are going to start to talk, so don’t fink too much about it, ok?

Fank you Kebin Stabinsky for our GA bizness, it was a fun morning – we are headed to Birginia now.  Ok, see you!


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Breakfast Wars

The breakfast war is on! The fight for O’s can get intense, and this morning was no exception. Place your bets, who do you think was the winner in this race for the most O’s in your mouth at one time?? Bert, Beez or Nickels? Who has got what it takes??
 
The winner will be rebealed in the next post…

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Christmas in Jamuary

Christmas in Jamuary! In case you habn’t gotten the lastest edition ob the Rodent Reader Quarterly, it’s not too late. There is a beautiful tribute to Chip (and also Sadie and Snoot) in here plus other great rat stuff to read about. Fanks Mil! 
 
You can get it here:  Rodent Reader Quarterly

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Central Perk

Oh hai, it’s me Nickels, and I’m here wiff Bert and Beez in the real life Central Perk!  Bert told us about it yesterday and we had to come right away.  He didn’t realize where he was, but I told him ob all the stories that happened here wiff Ross and Rachel, and Chandler and Joey and Phoebe and Monica.  It’s just like you would fink it was, and sometimes Joey still comes to get his coffee here. Me and Beez got a warm banilla, and Bert tried the Starberry Fraise this time.  Bert might do some more poetry, and I might debut my new musical talent.  I do some rapping under the name “Fibe Cent”.  New York is pretty cool, eben thought it’s pretty cold.  We hab our hats on but our toes get a little chilly on the sidewalks, but we won’t be here long because we hab to get back home to our birffday party.  We hab neber had a birffday party before, but it sounds like so much fun and there will be cake! I don’t know if it will be banilla cake, or chocolate cake, or coffee cake, or kale cake, and maybe we will get ice cream wiff it too.  But anyway, dis is a cool coffee shop and today we are not only brothers, but we are also F•R•I•E•N•D•S!

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Central Perk

Oh hai, it’s me Bert again.  Dis is the coffee place I found in New York, it’s called Central Perk.  It’s near Central Park, but it’s coffee, so they called it Central Perk, for coffee…get it?  These New Yorkers are pretty cleber.  I got a healffy snack here and just hung out for awhile.  They hab an open mic session, and they let me do some ob my poetry, and a met a girl who sings about a stinky cat, she has a nice boice, but I feel bad for the cat. He probably just needs a baff, and they aren’t fun, but they aren’t that bad.

I need to bring my brothers here, I fink they would like it.

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Winter in New York

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  I hab been hearing about beautiful New York City is in the winter, so I decided to go see, and guess what?  It’s snowing!  I was walking about Central Park, and It is so beautiful, but after awhile my feet were getting cold, so I stopped in coffee shop to get somefing to drink to warm me up.  I got a warm banilla.  Hold on I hab a picture ob that coffee shop, I’ll show you.

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Pickle Pants Double Check

We went in today to see our faborite doctor – Dr. Peth, and had her check the Pickle Pants.  Doing good!!  Brothers went in for moral support, but they just did a lot of pooping.  Dis is a master class on how to be cute at the bet’s office….



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Birffday Cake

Guess what?!  It’s our first birffday on the 24ff, and we are habbing a big birffday party wiff snacks, and ballooms, and presents….and we are making our own cake.  It’s gonna be fancy, and 3 tiers.  One for each ob us (I get the biggest one!) – but we hab neber made a cake ob different sizes before.  We need your help, do we bake them for different times?  And if you hab a great from scratch recipe for chocolate cake, please share it wiff us (if you want to), it’s going to be fun to try and make a big fancy cake!  What kind ob frosting would you make?  The possibilities are endless and delcious… lots to fink about.  Since Chip didn’t make it to his, it’s important to celebrate ebery birffday!   And we will send some cake up to Heaben for him.  dis Chef Bert.

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Louisiana Bizness

On the road again!  We heard about ‘kings cake’ in New Orleans, so if all you hab to do is dress like a king to get free cake, guess who is all in?? …these guys! (thumbs point toward themselbes)  So we grabbed our King outfits and set off in search ob Mardi Gras and all the free king cake we can find!  So far we habn’t found any Mardi Gras parades, and we are still looking for kings cake.  Whilst we are looking, I made a little poem:

“We Free Kings”

We free kings ob oreo cars
hab bizness plates and trabeled afar
chocolate fountains, s’mores and mountains,
following yonder star.

O star ob wonder, star ob light,
star wiff cake within our sight,
eastward leading, frosting gleaming,
guide us to thy perfect bite.

– dis Bert

Fank you Kebin Stabinsky and your krewe for letting us follow our King Cake dreams in Louisiana!

Crown and cape made by awesome NOLA costumer Elizabeff Zilbilich



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Texas Bizness

I’m on my way home from Australia, but I stopped in Texas, because I’m tying to aboid my medisin at home, and I heard Texas is pretty cool place.  I talked to some cows and steers who told me about how the Fab Fibe was just there at their ranch.  They didn’t get a makeober, but they said it was interesting to see what they were doing there, then I went to Petco to say fanks to Erica Darlene Tobias for Texas bizness, but she wasn’t working today, so I left her a note.  I guess I better go home and take my medsin.  I don’t want to make mom worry about me, my brothers are already home.

Bye Texas, see you later!  Fanks Erica!

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