Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

King ob Thursday

Hello, tis I, Baxter, King ob Thursdays. Still waiting for a call about a chance to produce Baxter Wiff a B. But I wanted to get some fresh air, so I took my desk outside to a tree farm. It’s a little chilly, I should hab brought a sweater, but it’s fine. A brisk chill […]

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Souff Dakota Bizness

It’s probably hard to guess where we went next… Souff Dakota!!  We bisited the capital and we were going to go to Mount Rushmore to see President Fibbs crabed in stone in the mountain, but we got sidetracked by a sign for Wall Drug, and we went – and it was amazing!!  They hab jackalopes […]

ND Bizness

We didn’t want to leabe Hotel Baxter, but we had to keep going – and our next stop is Norff Dakota.  Our Dad is from here!  But not anymore, he libs wiff us now. They hab berry pretty landscapes they call the Badlands – they seem pretty good to me.  And we bisited Fargo, and […]

Montana Bizness

Hi, it’s me Baxter. We are in Montana today, and guess what we found in Bozeman?!!  Hotel Baxter! We went in and I showed my ID, and guess what??  If your name is Baxter you get to stay free!  So we hung out at the hotel all day, it’s really great. We lub old historic […]

Trabel Break

We are packing up a few more calemdar orders but dis weekend we are going to trabel – we hab Internashunal Bizness to tend to. So mom can work on it, her hands are bigger so it goes a little faster anyway.

Attitudes

Waffles: “Why aren’t we on the calemdar buttons dis year Barry? Dats not right. We are just as cute as Reuben and Baxter. I’m disgruntled.” Barry: “I fink it’s ok. Not eberybody can be on them. We are on the pack ob button cards, so I’m not gruntled about it.” Waffles: “Hhhhhrrmmmph.”