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New Cabinet Appointment
I asked Captain Crunch if he wanted to be in charge ob the Nabies, and he said yes! He still needs to be in charge ob cereal too, but I know he can do both fings. Our waters will be safe and crunchy. Phew…
Breakfastime
Good mornin’ Captian! I’m ready for a refill…
Oh hai!
Where hab you been? I habn’t seen you in awhile. I fink I had an issue wiff my communicashuns director, and some computer issues, but I’m back now. Hab any good donuts lately??
Comic Con 2017
Sorry I didn’t post anyfing yesterday, but I went undercober to Comic Con, and had to keep a low profile. I didn’t bring secret serbice, and I dressed up as Yoda so I would blend in wiff the crowd. (psssst…dats me wiff the suitcase) I’m on my way home with lots ob toys and goodies […]
Late Night Shopping Expeditshun
You know how sometimes you just feel like going somewhere at 1 am, and the only place is open is the grocery store, so you go, because a new snack neber hurts, and you end up buying all ob aisle seben?? It’s like dat tonight, and I am late night shopping wiff Teddy! Don’t worry, […]
School ob Bizness
Today I am in a classroom at Marty’s Internashunal School ob Bizness, rebisiting my roots. Dis room was where we learned political science and globe stuff.
Flat Bonnies Wonder Corm!
Comic-Com is next week but we are getting ready, and I am here wiff my new friend and Comic-Com exclusib WonderCorm by Flat Bonnie! She tells great stories and is fun to hang out wiff, but I fink she didn’t like it berry much when I tasted her corm. You probably shouldn’t do dat wiffout […]
Doing Bizness
You know when sometimes you are doing bizness and you start out finkin’ you will conquer the world and get eberyfing done, then 15 minutes later you’re like… and you try to rally and pull it together… and you just can’t do it and want to go hab a nap and a snack. It’s like […]
