Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

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Shake Base

After I enjoy my corm on a log, I hab been finkin’ I habn’t done an executib order lately.   What law should I make today??  Maybe ban shake base in restaurants.  Shake base is a liquid they put in shakes so they can use less ice cream and it creates more air and filler flabors […]

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Afternoon Nap

I did a bunch ob cooking and goberning today, so it’s time for my afternoon nap – wiff Teddy ob course!  He’s also a member ob Secret Serbice and watches out for me when I sleep.

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Corms and Taters

Hmmmm…. which do I eat first?  Corms or Smashed taters?  The taters are kind ob buried, so I fink my best strategy is to eat some corms and free up some taters, then I can get to those easier.  Elibiate the blockage to gain access to the core.  It’s all science.

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Be Cool

Wiff all the really hot weathers around the country, it’s really important to stay cool and hydrated. I fink you should share your cool drink wiff me, your President. oh please!! ….

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I got mail!!

I got mail!!  I got a Ratty Box from Anna and the ratties at SimplyRattyBox.com – fank you so much! It’s so exciting to get mail, and dis one had all kinds of treats, toys and ratty fings – it was so exciting to open it and see what treausures it held inside.  AND the […]