Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Hawaii Science Bizness

We got a specshul science license, so we went back to Hawaii today for an emergency science class, under directshun ob Milo.  He said it’s not all the time bolcanos erupt, so you hab to go when they do, so much science to be learned.  Cosmo and Augie weren’t nerbous, but I was, that laba […]

Fishin’ for peas!

Sing along wiff us…. “fishin for peas, fishin’ for peas, we get in the water up to our knees! Peas are great, eben when wet, fishin’ for peas is the best you can get!” (P.S. We will be putting some bideos on our YouTube channel if you wanna see.) I’m full!

Norff Carolima Bizness

Our next stop is to the Outer Banks ob Norff Carolima – and it’s gorgeous here too!  So many places in our country are just bootiful.  We were inbited here to do bizness, but we got really distracted by one fing…wild ponies on the beach!! You guys, ponies ON. THE. BEACH.  Ponies.  It’s amazing!! They […]

Vermont Bizness

Here we are in Bermont!!  It’s so pretty here, the leabes are colorful ALL year long. Science can’t explain that, maybe it’s magic.  I was looking for a pile ob leabes to jump in, but I found a fluffy pile ob maple flabored cotton candy to play in instead.  It looked like a cloud, but […]

Maine Bizness

We weren’t going to do any more trabel before we granulate, but then we decided we were because Bean had an idea about how to improbe the trabel juice so we had to test it out – for science.  It did knock about 1.5365 seconds off the trabel time, but I fink we can do […]

New Flabor and Snacks ob Lub

We hab a new flabor ob biscuits to try – Garden Select Flabor AND new snacks, baked treats wiff apples and nanners by Oxbow (the makers ob Presidentshul Biscuits).  The snacks they are shaped like hearts so I fink they must be filled wiff lub, besides the apples and nanners.  It’s always exciting to try […]

Bizness Class

Today we learned the basic techniques ob stapling, taping and paper clipping, basic office stuffs.  Paper clips are great for Internashunal Bizness, it’s tricky though because they can crease the paper, so you hab to do it carefully or it will be a mess.  Stapling is good for almost eberyfing and better than clipping, but […]

Nebraska Bizness

Our last stop for the dis part ob our midwest bisit is Nebraska!  It’s pretty fun here, and the people are berry nice.  Augie went to see a place where they made a Stonehenge out ob cars, but he couldn’t figure out how they got them up there. It just so happened a big meeting […]