Dis Augie, and I hab a story to tell you. Going back in time to a not so long ago yesteryear (just a few weeks ago actually), we went to New York to pick up our bizness papers. The trip started out as usual, Cosmo bisited Lake Placid where they had the Olympics a couple […]
We got a new surprise delibery for MSOB (Marty School ob Bizness), and it’s awesome! It’s a new donut lounger for breaks in between class and stuff. You can read on it, or sleep on it, or call your girlfriend. It’s really comfy, especially when you hab it all to yourself. Don’t forget to check […]
I had a baff too!
Hai you guys. I had my first baff, and to be honest, I was kind ob liking it! But then I got out for a second, and den I slipped head first back into the baff! Dat part wasn’t as fun, but I recobered pretty quick and the remainder ob the baff was nice. I […]
Remember when we did art class last week? Well, dis is what happened next… our first baff. It wasn’t SO bad, but it wasn’t so good either. We had been warned by friends about baffs, but if you relax, it kind ob feels good and we smelled berry good afterwards. Dis Cosmo.
Hey guys – it’s me, Augie!! I’m back!! I was stuck in Camilla’s hat, and someone tried calling nine-elebenty, but that didn’t work, so I just rode around wiff her in the fancy car for awhile, and we got to the wedding recepshun which was in a big fancy hall with so many snacks! I […]
Uh-oh… ummm…. guys! I was napping in dis hat, and when I woke up we were not in the church anymore, and I don’t see Cosmo or Bean anywhere. Halp! Dis Augie, please call nine elebenty!
“Pssst….Bean! Ober here, it’s me Augie. Me and Cosmo hab a plan. I fink we can get in to see the wedding if we sneak into your present box. What do you fink?” – Augie “Oh my, I fink dat might work. Ok, get in quick, but don’t squish the present!” “Are you guys ready, […]
We took our new flying platypus ober here to England after Bean got a last minute inbite to the Royal Wedding (it’s kind ob rude not to gibe proper notice don’t you fink?). Me and Augie didn’t get an inbitatshun like King Bean did, but here we are here and we want to go to […]