Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Baffroom Poetry – Rat Day Edishun
Baffroom Poetry – Rat Day Edishun Rats are special, did you know? We are sweet, kind and have so much affection to show. We are smart, funny and really like snacks, Especially corms, peas and Apple Jacks. We hab neber had Apple Jacks, just so you know, but it rhymes better wiff snacks than our […]
My new friend
Good morning! Dis Augie, and I’m wiff my new friend Joshua. He’s a cup. I met him a few days ago and we hab been laughing together eber since. He came from a craft show called Patchwork and he was sitting on a shelf sitting expectantly hoping someone would buy him and take him home. […]
Augie – April 1st
I’m in a baff tub!
Rule #2
I found a drink! Always good to stay hydrated. Fibbs always said it. Rule ob Bizness #2!
Unicorm Conbenshun – Spring Meeting
It was great to see so many ob you at the conbenshun today! I hope you all had a great time, enjoyed all the good snacks and all the unicorm bizness. Remember, most ob it is secret, so don’t tell eberybody, but we will see you at the next meeting!! If you were in attendance […]
Secret password
Here is the secret password to get into the unicorm conbenshun tomorrow. The password is…. “pre-nutritib squeeg paste” Don’t tell anybody! See you soon!
Conbenshun Time!
It’s dat time ob year – the spring Unicorm Conbenshun is tomorrow! Get to the headquarters and join in. P.S. Make sure you hab the password. – dis Augie.
Washington DC Bizness
Dis Augie. Here we are in the nations capital! It’s pretty cold and snowy here. Fibbs Feltman greeted us outside his house and gab us a grand tour ob his big white house and all the gobernment stuff. We heard about it all from President Fibbs, but it was fun to see it in person. […]