Royal Rodent: Baxter’s Reign Begins (and Ends) on Thursdays By Staff Writer, The New Yorker On Thursdays in New York, something shifts. The subway screeches less sharply. The trash glitters a little more. Somewhere beneath the overpasses and café stoops, a crown is placed on a small, serious head. The city doesn’t know it, but […]
He’s back, he’s bold, and he’s no longer see-through. After a harrowing stay at the Hospital following the accidental ingestion of invisible ink, Barry has made a full recovery and has been officially discharged. Hospital staff report that Barry is now “completely visible to the naked eye, under all lighting conditions, including fluorescent.” As he […]
Barry is technically on the mend, but right now he’s about 38% bisible and 138% a disaster. His reappearance is happening slowly, so he currently looks like an apperitishun in a hospital robe. The real problem? The hospital gown they used to “track him” keeps taping itself to his chart, the bed, and occasionally passing […]
Dis Barry. (pssst…I’m on the right.)
In the bustling heart of SoHo, right where the cobblestone streets hum wiff life and adventure, Baxter set up his very own Broadway ticket booth. Perched proudly atop a sturdy wooden box, a tiny sign announced: BROADWAY TICKETS. His whiskers twitched in excitement as he peered out at the passing crowd, ready to make dreams […]
Today, Waffles is pounding the pavement in Midtown, new hat slightly askew, notebook in paw, scouting cafés for his next big rebiew. He’s rating ambiance, crumb-to-table ratios, and how well each spot pairs espresso with artisanal crumbs. But trufffully? He’s also lowkey modeling his new ‘leather-ish” cap, hoping someone mistakes him for a street-style icon. […]
It’s Easter tomorrow, so we are decorating some eggs to make an Easter egg hunt for mom and dad…but it depends how hungry we get. Happy Easter Eberybody!
Wheneber a big bag ob fings shows up from Dexter’s Creature Comforts, you know you’re in for peak coziness—like, top-tier comfy corner forts, snuggly hammocks and plushy piles ob bliss, all stitched wiff the highest quality stitchery known to ratkind. Ebery seam is snug, ebery corner is fluffed just right, and there’s always that signature […]