Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Wiff lub from Canada
Wheneber a big bag ob fings shows up from Dexter’s Creature Comforts, you know you’re in for peak coziness—like, top-tier comfy corner forts, snuggly hammocks and plushy piles ob bliss, all stitched wiff the highest quality stitchery known to ratkind. Ebery seam is snug, ebery corner is fluffed just right, and there’s always that signature […]
Cheese Box!
The cheese box is here! The cheese box is here!! Fish could hardly believe his luck when the Ratty Box arrived that morning—bright yellow, smelling faintly of dried cranberries and cheddar, and practically buzzing wiff excitement. He immediately wriggled his way into the cheese themed hammock, and then made a beeline for the box, his […]
Pet Day
Pets are great, if you don’t hab one, you should get one. I don’t hab any pets, but mom says she does.
Ratty Box Car Wash
The new spring Ratty Box is bursting wiff seasonal charm and snuggly surprises, just in time to shake off the winter blues. This month’s theme? Bloom & Vroom! Your ratties are in for a treat as they dibe into a fresh lineup ob toys and hideouts inspired by blossoming gardens and springtime adbentures. The star […]
Unicorm Day 2025
Unicorm Day had finally arrived, and the boys were buzzing. Backstage, glitter swirled through the air like enchanted confetti, and the scent of berry-glazed cupcakes wafted from the prop table. Each of the brothers wore their unicorn best—white capes, gold-tipped horns with a flourish of purple fluff, they could barely contain their glee. Fish, who […]
A Special Performance
Barry adjusted his headset and summoned the backstage crew paws pressed dramatically to his cheeks. “Okay, okay, don’t tell Baxter I spilled the cheese,” he whispered, wide-eyed. “But tomorrow is Unicorm Day—and the entire cast is going to wear unicorm costumes for the entire show. Eberyone. Tails, horns, sparkly hoobes, the works. It’s a surprise […]
Sock time
I’ll be in here if you need me. Leftober pamcakes from yesterdays meeting are on the kitchen counter, and the maple syrup is in the fridge.
It’s Baxter Wiff a Birffday!!
Today marks the grand finale ob the long and legendary birffday celebrashuns—a week filled wiff joy, surprises, and cheese in all its glorious forms. We’re wrapping it all up in classic style: wiff a traditional party, hats on heads, paws on the table, and one final cake to rule them all. This masterpiece ob a […]