The cheese box is here! The cheese box is here!! Fish could hardly believe his luck when the Ratty Box arrived that morning—bright yellow, smelling faintly of dried cranberries and cheddar, and practically buzzing wiff excitement. He immediately wriggled his way into the cheese themed hammock, and then made a beeline for the box, his […]
Pets are great, if you don’t hab one, you should get one. I don’t hab any pets, but mom says she does.
The new spring Ratty Box is bursting wiff seasonal charm and snuggly surprises, just in time to shake off the winter blues. This month’s theme? Bloom & Vroom! Your ratties are in for a treat as they dibe into a fresh lineup ob toys and hideouts inspired by blossoming gardens and springtime adbentures. The star […]
Unicorm Day had finally arrived, and the boys were buzzing. Backstage, glitter swirled through the air like enchanted confetti, and the scent of berry-glazed cupcakes wafted from the prop table. Each of the brothers wore their unicorn best—white capes, gold-tipped horns with a flourish of purple fluff, they could barely contain their glee. Fish, who […]
Barry adjusted his headset and summoned the backstage crew paws pressed dramatically to his cheeks. “Okay, okay, don’t tell Baxter I spilled the cheese,” he whispered, wide-eyed. “But tomorrow is Unicorm Day—and the entire cast is going to wear unicorm costumes for the entire show. Eberyone. Tails, horns, sparkly hoobes, the works. It’s a surprise […]
I’ll be in here if you need me. Leftober pamcakes from yesterdays meeting are on the kitchen counter, and the maple syrup is in the fridge.
Today marks the grand finale ob the long and legendary birffday celebrashuns—a week filled wiff joy, surprises, and cheese in all its glorious forms. We’re wrapping it all up in classic style: wiff a traditional party, hats on heads, paws on the table, and one final cake to rule them all. This masterpiece ob a […]
In the glittering bastness ob space, somewhere between the Andromeda Galaxy and a really good cheese shop, a second alien birthday bash was underway —Baxter and Pockets actual birthday is April 2nd, so it’s a long weekend full ob festibities. Dis crew ob intergalactic rat ambassadors just landed via flying saucer for a celebration like […]
Baxter and his brothers celebrated their second birthday right this year. But this wasn’t just any party—it was alien themed, hosted by their eccentric (and very real) alien friend Larry, who’d promised to make it “the most intergalactically unforgettable experience in the galaxy.” Wink and Pocket, their sisters, had spent all morning helping Larry decorate: […]