Milano Imposter
Dis MM. The other day I went to the store and the shelves were pretty picked ober. They were out of original Milano’s. I had to get a different kind. This is what happened….
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
I am a Leprechaun
Ummmm…’scuse me. No one is following the proper social distancing protocols and eberyone is trying to kiss me!! Too many people wiff kisses! It was a little scary, so I had to hide in my spa.
TIME FOR A FUN CONTEST!!
While we are all mostly and home and hiding from the birus, grab your bideo camera… it’s time for a contest! Make a bideo of yourself washing your hands and singing the Washy-Wash song and send it to us! We might make a bideo wiff all the entries, so by sending it you gib us […]
Coronabirus Handwashing Song
Oooops. We had a technical glitch and the bideo should hab been abailable dis morning. But it is now! Enjoy and keep on washy-washing…. It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash That’s the way you do it! WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash Together, we’ll get fru it! Grab some soap and use hot water Let’s all play along! Washing hands […]
Morning News wiff Bean Bluster
Good Morning. Dis is King Bean wiff the news. Coronabirus fears are sweeping the nashun, causing a run on toilet paper and non-perishable foods. Fings are getting weird. One report from Woodland Hills showed a bag ob frozen peas being thrown at someone in order to score a cheese burrito. Eberybody…please try to pull it […]
Baffroom Poetry wiff Cosmo – Toilet Paper Shortage
dis is Cosmo from Heaben wiff a speshul edishun ob Baffroom Poetry for you… We all know dat feeling, you get that tingle, Its the time ob the day you need to go tinkle. A good baffroom experience is all you need First fing each day, its a good time to read. You want some […]
Coronabirus
When you wash your hands to protect yourself against the coronabirus, anybody else sing Presidentishul Biscuit?? COrona
Spa Treats
After my spa time, sometimes I get treats! Today it was some green broccoli flowers. *Our broccoli free Fibbs Crib was removed to avoid any chance of malfunction or explosions just in case of cross contaminashun.
Nashunal Napping Day Monday
I’m nailing it. It was really smart ob the Napping Day committee to put dis on a Monday. dis Augie.