Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Coronabirus Handwashing Song

Oooops.  We had a technical glitch and the bideo should hab been abailable dis morning.  But it is now!  Enjoy and keep on washy-washing…. It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash That’s the way you do it! WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash Together, we’ll get fru it! Grab some soap and use hot water Let’s all play along! Washing hands […]

Morning News wiff Bean Bluster

Good Morning.  Dis is King Bean wiff the news.  Coronabirus fears are sweeping the nashun, causing a run on toilet paper and non-perishable foods. Fings are getting weird. One report from Woodland Hills showed a bag ob frozen peas being thrown at someone in order to score a cheese burrito. Eberybody…please try to pull it […]

Spa Treats

After my spa time, sometimes I get treats!  Today it was some green broccoli flowers. *Our broccoli free Fibbs Crib was removed to avoid any chance of malfunction or explosions just in case of cross contaminashun.

Protocol Breach

Deer Dexters Creature Comforts  – I am writing to you because my brother is really testing the boundaries ob your guaruntee.  I know you are not supposed to hab broccoli in here, as all ob your items are broccoli free.  It does seem to be working, there is a force field that makes him drop […]