Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Insomnia
Insomnia. I gots it. But lots ob good stuff to buy on the teebee….”but wait, there’s more!!” Now where did I put my monies?!
Protocol Breach
Deer Dexters Creature Comforts – I am writing to you because my brother is really testing the boundaries ob your guaruntee. I know you are not supposed to hab broccoli in here, as all ob your items are broccoli free. It does seem to be working, there is a force field that makes him drop […]
Super Tuesday
It was boting day for us today, and we did it. Don’t worry, we asked Fibbs if it was ok to borrow his hat from the Presidentshul museum, and he said ok, but only for boting days. We boted as much as they would let us, which was only the one time. Now we are […]
I ober did it
I fink I had too many yogies. P.S. How did the paparazzi get in here??
Lazy Afternoon
I am habbing a lazy.
Oxbow Spokesrats
Our Oxbow box is here!! We got some Presidentshul Biscuits (aka Essentials Adult Rat Food) which ob course is a staple in our house since Fibbs gabe them his offishul endorffment. We also got a small Flip & Roll toy which is fun to play wiff AND we also got some Organic Barley Biscuits that […]
King ob Mardi Gras
Dis King Bean and I am on the King float in the Mardi Gras parade! The music is great, and there is so much to see eberywhere you look. SO many costumes, and colorful fings – it’s alot to take in. Wow, it habs been a fun day here, so many fat snacks on Tuesday, […]
Mardi Gras
I’m going to be taking some trabel juice and going to Mardi Gras today! I was inbited to be on the King Float (duh) and my friend, the Crafty Lil’ Debil, Elizabeff Zilbilich made me a special Mardi Gras King outfit which is eben sparklier and fancier than my regular crown and cape – it’s […]