Dis Chip Chompsky reporting wiff an update from Teddy’s medical team. His injuries were more sebere than they originally appeared. His ear habs been reattached, and has suffered a permanent disfigurement and his hearing habs been seberely compromised. He also suffered a large flesh wound on the back of the head that may hab lead […]
Dis is Chip Chompsky wiff a MNN Breaking Newflash. Teddy has been in an accident. His current condition is not known, but is under obserbashun and undergoing medical stuff. The details ob the attack are not immediately known, but I’m sure whoeber did it is berry sorry.
Love unconditionally!
Since it was a holiday weekend, mom asked us what we wanted, and we said PAMCAKES!!
Hello everyone – I’m Larry and I will be teaching you about orbital mechanics and astro dynamicals. Berry serious stuff. Orbital mechanics is the application ob ballistics and celestial mechanics to the practical problems concerning the motion of rockets and other spacecraft. The motion of these objects is usually calculated from Newton’s laws of motion and law of universal gravitation. Orbital mechanics is a core […]
Fank you to all ob those who hab died for our country – I’m from Camada, but I’m a US citizen now, and President Fibbs let me borrow his hat – we appreciate your sacrifice. Memorial Day isn’t really happy, but go enjoy your picnics like George Jefferson would want you to! dis Chip.
A Tribute to Sadie Storm Kevin and Sadie met in New York She lived in a wall He ate with a fork Her family grew as she lived in a tunnel She came for yogies And avoided the funnel He collected them all one by one And moved to Rocket City Where they would have more […]
Hai, dis Chip. Wow – space class is amazing so far! Today we got to see Marty’s space ship that went to space and discobered the Yogi Planet! That happened before I was born, but you might remember seeing it on MNN. Wow, it was really somefing. It’s in a bit ob disrepair, but it […]
I am so excited for space class, I got to school berry early. Now I’m just waiting for eberybody else to show up. dis Chip.
A slight ruckus was heard outside the window, the boys started to wake up slowly and wonder what was happening. The security camera caught Larry in their house, which only means one fing… it’s time for space classes to begin!!