Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
MSOB: Ancient Maff
Today we studied ancient maff. It didn’t make much sense to me. I fink the new maff is really hard too. How many kinds ob maff can there be, eh? We will stick wiff letting Mr. Kookie do the numbers. He’s our accountant.
Bert’s Poetry Book
I stumbled onto Bert’s poetry book tonight. It was open, and I was going to be good and not look it, since it’s kind ob pribate, but who are kidding, yes I did look at it. I hab to say, dat kid habs some pretty good poetry going on. Dis Nickels.
Breakfast O’s
It’s always nice to share breakfast wiff my boys, and it’s nicer when “someone” doesn’t get too ober enthusiastic and tips the bowl ober and spills all the milk and O’s on the keyboard. I won’t name names, but you know who you are…
MSOB: Space Simulashun Class
Today we continued wiff space class, and some ob Larry’s friends gabe us a ride that simulated space flight! It was a little scary but really fun!! I lubbed the feeling ob space whooshing fru my fiskers. We didn’t hab to steer the space simula-tor, so dat was good. Dis Beez, by the way. (Fanks […]
Hype from Cosmo
Hai Eberybody! Dis Cosmo here coming to you on Hype from the workshop in Heaben. I heard my good friend Teddy was feeling poorly, so I wanted to say hello to him and to all ob you. I talked to him for a few minutes, and eben though he looks a little different, I know […]
MNN News Update
Dis Chip Chompsky reporting wiff an update from Teddy’s medical team. His injuries were more sebere than they originally appeared. His ear habs been reattached, and has suffered a permanent disfigurement and his hearing habs been seberely compromised. He also suffered a large flesh wound on the back of the head that may hab lead […]
MNN Breaking News
Dis is Chip Chompsky wiff a MNN Breaking Newflash. Teddy has been in an accident. His current condition is not known, but is under obserbashun and undergoing medical stuff. The details ob the attack are not immediately known, but I’m sure whoeber did it is berry sorry.
Happy Pride Monff
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