Hai eberybody –  Dis is the shipping department here.  The President was helping us wiff shipping dis morning for a photo op, and now we habn’t seen him in a little while.  When you get your package, please check for him, and if he’s in there, please send him back.  We could get in really big trouble.  Ok, fanks.   – MMH Shipping Dept.

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  1. Lauri Funk
    Lauri Funk says:

    Oh no! I hope da President wasn’t sent to the Northland where I live. It’s berry cold, and his whiskers could get frozen, like an Icee.

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