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Elebenty Raisins in my Shoe

Elebenty raisins in my shoe,
to smush them down is what to do.
Are they food or are they poo?
It matters not, I say to you.

They feel like pebbles under my sock,
It slows down time to a slow tick-tock!
With every step the nuisance grows,
From my heels to the tips of my toes.

If they are food it’s gross to eat,
and if it’s poo … it’s on my feet!

Raisins are gross no matter what the kind
A more disappointing food you cannot find

So please remobe them from my shoe –
Or I dont know what I will do!

Oh wait, i dont wear shoes.  Neber mind.

dis Cosmo

Sometimes life is scary and bad fings happen
Get a snack and grab a napkin
Good will win and so will truff
(Back to the snack for just a sec
don’t get a hard one and break a toof)
Fight for right and fight for good
Fight harder than you knew you could
We stick together and we are stronger
Hey, do you know anyone who is fishmonger?
We’ll get those guys known as the hackers
Pelt them wiff fish and lots ob crackers
Ok now, I’ve got to go find ‘em
And hopefully the law will be sure to confine them!
– dis Cosmo