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Just a few more classes to go before we granulate! We hab been prakticing our ninja mobes all year, but this was our offishul class. First you hab to get into the zone…
Dis my warrior pose.
He’s right behind me isn’t he? “Augie, stop poking me, I’m doing ninja mobes!”
Ninja mobes also require a few gymnastics mobes too.
Dis is my ninja concemtrashun face:
Ok, I’m ready! Bring it on!
Yaaasss….we got this!
We are here to help make your day happy wiff our cutes. It’s part ob our training and we lub to do it! You can boop our snoots if you want. We lub you!! Hab a HUG!! or eben two. xoxo Dis Augie and Cosmo
I hope you all had a great weekend! Guess what? Last night we wanted some donuts, so mom suprised us wiff our granulashun presents early – our own motorcycles!! We got to dribe to Randy’s donuts by ourselbes, and get some yummy donuts – wiff NO raisins in it ob course. Traffic cams caught our pictures on the freeway while we were riding:
It was Saturday night, so the line was a little long, but it was well worff the wait.
Let’s get home quick and hab a donut party!!
It got a little warm in Hawaii wiff all that laba coming at us, so we went norff to Alaska to do a bit more science for school credit. Bean set up a base camp at the base ob a mountain, wiff our help, and we are doing experiments about the melting glaciers and doing some ice core drilling. We will analyze the samples of the ice core to see what we can learn from those.
Last night we watched the norffern lights, which make the sky all different colors, it’s really kind ob amazing! The bright dancing lights of the aurora are actually collisions between electrically charged particles from the sun that enter the earff’s atmosphere. The lights are seen above the magnetic poles ob the northern and southern hemispheres. Hab you seen it? You probably hab heard about it in that song from the Muppet mobie… “Aurora Borealis, shining down on Dallas, can you picture that?” I like Fozie Bear the best, he has a nice hat. Those guys trabeled alot too.
It was fun, but we are looking forward to going home and finishing school at MSOB. The only problem is, we seem to be a little low on trabel juice.
Fanks to Barbara Magin for the great Alaska bizness!
We got a specshul science license, so we went back to Hawaii today for an emergency science class, under directshun ob Milo. He said it’s not all the time bolcanos erupt, so you hab to go when they do, so much science to be learned. Cosmo and Augie weren’t nerbous, but I was, that laba can do fast and it’s really hot and sticky. Emergency crews continue to battle laba flow and hazardous sulfur dioxide fumes on the Island but they let us come and do some experiements to test the viscosity, flow rates and trying to understand how and where magma will next appear on Earth’s surface, to better tell people how to aboid this recurring natural hazard. Mapping these hidden pathways is an ongoing project at the Hawaiian Bolcano Obserbatory, where they offered us jobs as staff bolcanologists. As nice of an offer as that was, we thought it might be good to go home and finish school and maybe do somefing not so dangerous.
Fank you Barbara Magin for your dedicashun to science bizness!
I fink we better go…my butt is getting warm.
Our next stop is to the Outer Banks ob Norff Carolima – and it’s gorgeous here too! So many places in our country are just bootiful. We were inbited here to do bizness, but we got really distracted by one fing…wild ponies on the beach!! You guys, ponies ON. THE. BEACH. Ponies. It’s amazing!! They are wild and just run around splashing in the wabes. We spent lots ob time just watching them, then one ob them came ober and talked to us and offered to gib us rides. We spent the afternoon and ebening riding on the ponies and spending time on the beach enjoying the salt air and habbing snacks wiff the ponies. They were really great. This one pony, his name was Archie, he was kind ob the leader and he took us into a cabe far far away from where all the people are and showed us their house. I can’t really talk about it, it’s a secret. – dis Bean
Fank you to Sir Cormelius Loubet and his brothers Oliber and Sebastshun Loubet, and mom Joni Loubet-LaBonté! We will be ober to your house shortly to swim in your pool. It’s not like a baff is it??
Bean took this picture ob me and Cosmo….
Here we are in Bermont!! It’s so pretty here, the leabes are colorful ALL year long. Science can’t explain that, maybe it’s magic. I was looking for a pile ob leabes to jump in, but I found a fluffy pile ob maple flabored cotton candy to play in instead. It looked like a cloud, but it collasped when I jumped on it and I hit my butt on the ground. Don’t worry, it didn’t hurt, but the lesson is when you see somefing, you can’t judge the viscosity ob it by looks, like a cloud. Sometimes our eyes betray the science ob reality, but I digress. I fink I will talk to Fibbs and see if he wants to add a cotton candy annex to his Fibbs Frosty Freeeze and Donuts here in Bermont. I fink it will do well. It’s so yummy and melts in your mouff. It sticks to your butt too, if you jump in it. It’s better just to eat it.
Augie found a picnic wiff a whole table ob maple candies and Cosmo made a new friend, a black bear named Humbearto, at least that is what we thought he said because he was talking wiff his mouff full. By the time Cosmo got to the picnic Humbearto had eaten all the food. Cosmo didn’t say anyfing and just ate the crackers he had in his pockets ob his fancy pants.
Fank you so much Linda Williamson for the fun times in Bermont and the extra stuff to gib our mom and dad!!
