It’s a dark and windy night. You are laying in bed, and you hear a noise coming from across the house. Your heart skips a beat. You’re scared but you have to go see what it is. Things keep crashing down… As you get closer to the commotion, you take a deep breath and flip on the light.
It’s the Candy Corm Elf searching for residoo! So of course you hab to gib him some.
I get excited when I see almost any snacks (except raisins), which snacks make you smile the most?
P.S. Dis Augie. Please send me your faborite snacks in the magic box so we can share.
Today we are in New Mexico for the UFO festibal! Dis morning we bisited the UFO crash site ob 1947, nuffing was there, but if you used your imaginashun you could picture the whole ebent as it went down. Larry told us all about it. Before we continued on to the festibal, Cosmo wanted to stop and see the worlds largest pistachio, so we went there and he got a subenior. There was a machine where you could put in monies, and it would turn it to subenior penny dat was all flat. He got one ob those. I hab to admit, it was a BERRY large pistachio. I don’t fink you could eat it all.
Augie went to the museum ob the First Atomic Bomb. I fink it freaked him out a little. He’ll be ok.
We all met up at the UFO Festibal and caught up wiff Larry there. There was a parade, a dancing contest and lots ob snacks. Not real alien snacks like pre-nutritib squeeg paste, more like people snacks. It’s kind ob funny, people fink Larry is a kid in a costume, not a real aliem!
Fanks Stephanie Ratcliffe – we had a great time in New Mexico! Larry might start a legit aliem snack bizness there, your state seems open to it.
Hello?? Anybody there? Dis Augie Abalanche, can you hear me? It’s dark, I’m soaking wet, it berry windy, the power went out, the solar lights keep falling ober, I am out ob snacks, my hat blew away and I want to go home now.
Today after a few space walks, Larry introduced us to the aliem leader, where he presented us wiff bizness licenses for another space probince, so we pretty much hab inner and outer space cobered at this point. Eberyone has been so nice to us and helped us wiff bizness ideas, it’s going well. The food is weird, they like to eat stuff like pre-nutritive Squeeg Paste, and don’t hab snacks like nanner chips and corms, so we might hab to start some Space Snack Shacks for tourists and stuff. P.S. We habn’t run into Captain Kirk or any ob those guys yet.
Fank you Hilary Price for helping us out in space! You are outta dis world! (haha – space pun)
It’s trabel juice time again! We hab a few more places lined up to go and do some Internashunal Bizness. Our stapler is packed and our first stop is Georgia. We went to Atlanta and bistited the fishes at the aquarium, but we aboided the shark tank because we like to be nice when we do bizness, those sharks can be a little rude. Cosmo went to see a mobie at the Fox Theater. Deborah sent some popcorm wiff our licenses, so only had to buy some drinks and we joined Cosmo and watched the mobie wiff him. Cosmo will tell you more about it later in his “Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary” segment. It was a bit hot and humid here, but we had a great time. See you soon y’all!
Fank you Deborah Sweat! Fanks for your patience waiting for us to come see you.
When we picked up our badge for Comic Com, they gabe us this really cool sleeping box, and a pin, and a map so we could find our panel room. Usually a sleeping box comes wiff a pillow, this one didn’t.
