Sorry I’m late – I had important elf stuff to do, but I made it! 11 days!
Oh hai, it’s me Bert wiff another holiday poem.
It’s mid December
and you must remember
when decking your trees and halls
do not forget, it’s of utmost importance
to display your shiny red balls.
If you wear a Santa hat it makes the holidays seem more festib. But the drawback is people keep coming up to you and asking for presents.
It’s me the Beez –
we are down to threez!
BOO!! Did my ghostly complexion scare you??
Oh hai, it’s me Bert.
And me too, eh!
It’s so good to be home! We did lots ob finking about what we did, and we know it was wrong to leave wiffout telling mom. If we had been patient and waited for ice cream we wouldn’t be hard criminals now. The judge was pretty nice, and listened to our story. I can’t gib you all the details because it’s pribate and sealed in the court’s case. But because we helped them track this drug kingpin case back to the guy in the R-Bee the judge say we can hab our records sponged, so we will work on that soon, and as soon as that is offishul, the Master of MSOB said he can finish our last few classes and granulate! We hab learned some berry important life lessons for sure, it’s tough out there in the streets and you hab to be careful who you deal wiff. Eben though going to jail wasn’t that bad, except the food, it was a kind ob a fun experience. Don’t tell mom we said that, we’ll keep that between us, ok? dis Nickels.
Did I hear somone say ice cream??
The boys are home and resting. They are recobering from their traumatic experience. We will tell you all about it tomorrow, fank you for your lub and concerns and we appreciate your respect for our pribacy at dis time. – MM