My mom tried to make me go pea fishing tonight, but I just drank the water. I don’t like to get my hair wet.
Good ebening! Dis is Wimbley Weathers wiff the 7 day forecast for Las Begas. I’ll gib it to you straight. Dere is going to be lots and lots ob hots. The wind is not going bisit dis week, so it won’t help anybody. I am going to spend the weekend swimming wiff my duck and staying inside wiff my books and pretending it’s December. Back to you at the news desk… (Big fanks to Laura Vasic and her mom for the hat!)
We hab license for Delaware! Educashunal fact… Fibbs almost got arrested for pretending to sleep on the bench on the boardwalk. Dat weally is against the law here. I guess if you ARE sleeping, dat’s ok, but you can’t pretend. It doesn’t matter if you hab a teddy wiff you either, the po-po will still haul you off to the clink.
Fanks berry much Glenna Pusey! We would come bisit you in Bear, but it sounds too scary.
Dis is the first day we came home to our new house. Seems like sooooo long ago!
We hab license for Nebada! Educashunal fact… here in Nebada, it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. So if you are finking about bringing your camel here for transportation, you might as well leabe him at home wiff a babysitter.
Fanks berry much Margie Rick! After we are done in Begas, we will come bisit you in Reno.
