UGH! It’s Monday and my turn to make the donuts and I’b neber baked anyfing before…how do you make a donut??
Today we had an extended class about taping fings. Turns out taping can be pretty tricky, starting wiff finding where the tape starts, but also including being careful not to tape your hair or whiskers to stuff. It’s a serious bizness, so you hab to study and practice a lot to get it right. There are many kinds ob tape, but the one we use most for Internashunal Bizness is packing tape. As you can see we studied hard, but also had some fun, which is berry important in life. – Bean
“It’s hard to hula hoop wiff it!” – Augie
Today we went to the supermarket. You might fink we are goofing off, but this was an assignment for school. We are learning about monies, budgets and the effect ob adbertising techniques on the aberage shopper. Ebaluating brand recognition and other types ob bisual appeal to encourage purchase. Smart packaging helps its targeted consumers feel an emotional attachment to a brand. One-third of consumer decision-making is based on packaging – that means elebenty people out ob like thirty will pick it first if it’s cute.
Did you know black, silver and gold are often used for luxury products? Not many ob those in the snack food aisle…
Cosmo: “Ooooh… look at all the different kinds ob popcorms!!!”
Augie: “Oh look! Corm cereal, we need to get some ob that for sure…”
You guys, we hab to finish our assignment…
Straws are like magic tubes, you neber know what’s going to come out! Will it be water, or a blueberry fizz slushie?? It’s a surprise!
“Uh-oh, I forgot my password to Facebook!”
Tonight we are at Red Rocks in Colorado, not only to pick up bizness papers, but because tonight for ONE NIGHT ONLY is a berry specshul perfomance by Marty and the Corms!! We hab heard all the albums but neber seen them play live. Tonight they are playing the set list from their Ears to the Ground Tour. This is going to be epic!!
There is also a rumor that President Fibbs might open the show wiff Presidentshul Biscuit!! We are so excited we can barely stand the excitement, the crowd is starting to get here and the feeling is just electric. Sorry to say, the show is sold out, so if you don’t hab tickets already, it’s too late, but we will enjoy it for you. MARTY ROCKS!!!
Here we go!!
Fank you LaVerne and Patty – we hab two tickets for you at will call!! (Meagan and Erin too)
We decided to catch up on our bizness trabels this weekend, then next week we will hit the school stuff hard! Granulashun is only a few weeks away and we hab lots to learn yet!
Today we met our friend Shirley Loftin at the Great Smoky Mountain Natshunal Park in Temmessee. She said there might be black bears there, so we had to hid until Shirley showed up to show us around. Bears are serious bizness. I know what you are finking, but it’s true, we did see a couple and they inbited us to hab snacks wiff them. I was really wary ob the inbitatshun, but we did it, and they were berry kind and friendly, they really like marshmallows, but they were too sticky for me. They told us about Clingman’s Dome, the highest place in Temmesee, they said it had a great biew so we went there and it was gorgeous! We looked at the stars and talked to Milo ober Hype Radio and he told us what some of them were. We saw the Marty star!!
The next morning we went to the aquarium and talked to the fishes and pondered some important life issues, then went to Chattanooga and saw the choo choo. Trains are cool.
Fank you Shirley for the great bizness license and tour! Make sure you say hi to Cleo & Chuck (the bears) for us when you see them again. xo Dis Bean.
Today, because ob Monday, I am trying a new fing, it’s a Pillow Sock! My friend Natalia made it for me, I guess they use these in Minnesota alot because it’s really cold. It’s great!! Like a pillow and a sock combined,it’s better when it’s just for one, wiff Bean in here it gets kind ob crowded. Howeber if we can fit in the right way, it might really comfy for boff ob us – and wiff Cosmo too. We would just cancel Monday like Marty and Fibbs did, but we don’t hab that kind ob power yet. P.S. Dis Augie.
Fank you Natalia!! It’s a brilliant inbenshun!
I was napping in my cube, when all ob a sudden I got the urge to bust out some ninja mobes on top ob the house, so I climbed up there and started finking ninja thoughts and then BAM!! Busted out some really sweet ninja mobes. You should hab seen it, it was amazing. – Ninja Bean
