MSOB: Day One

The first day at Marty’s School ob Bizness was pretty good, one ob the first fings we did was go to the introductory assembly and dere was a guy who told us all the school rules and where we go for lunch, and what we can expect. Then we went to a room in the basement where we got all the books we need for reading and stuff. It was a bit oberwhelming, but we also got a locker to keep them in, fank goodness because they are berry heaby to carry around.  It was a short intro day because we had to get our physicals too. Then we had a fun game outside so it was pretty fun day.  dis Waffles. 

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First Day ob School

Tis I, Baxter talking to you from the lawn ob MSOB. It’s finally here!  Our first day at Marty’s School ob Internashunal Bizness. It’s a little intimidating, ob course it’s such a pretigious school, and it’s berry hard to get into. Here we are! Some ob us hab some nerbs, just a little, I fink it’s totally normal, right? But all ob us are berry excited to start learning fings and habbing fun times.  What will we want to be?  Who knows! No matter what we will all learn how to staple fings and do Internashunal Bizness.  The day started wiff eberyone meeting on the lawn so we could take pictures wiff the statue ob the man himself – Marty!  The Marty statue is legendary around here. He was donated to the school back in 2014 by a renowned sculptor from across the Pond called RagRats, and he has been proudly standing on the lawn outside the school eber since.  Sometimes birds poop on his head, but the students all help out and clean him off.  Eberyday we take turns polishing the Marty statue.  

Ok, it’s time to go inside and start learning stuff. I can’t wait to see where the cafeteria is and what we will hab for lunch. I hear cafeteria food is the BEST!  I’m hoping for sloppy joes.  Looks like we are all done wiff our pictures, so I’ll talk to you later.  



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Fibbs Crib

All fibe ob us fit in the snazzy new Fibbs Crib from Dexter’s Creature Comforts. It’s super comfy, we all lub to hab a nap togeffer. Sometimes Waffles tries to get out, and I just push him back down.



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From Reuben

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Hello from Fish

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Camping

Fanks to #RattyBox we went camping! It was super fun, but Baxter started telling scary stories ober our s’mores campfire, so fankfully we hab a snazzy new tent and comfy tree trunk to hide in to feel safe from the one-armed man dat was looking for us in the forest. We had good sunflower seed snacks, and stayed up talking and laughing until “way past your bedtime youngsters”… but it was a good time and we don’t regret anyfing. Hmmm…we neber did try dat mushroom on top ob the tree trunk.

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Hydrashun

One ob the fings we know about before we go to school and start learning all of the Rules ob Internashunal Bizness, is hydrashun, so we hab been practicing and I take it berry serious. We all hab different styles. Sometimes we all like to hydrate at once. dis Waffles.

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Preparing for School

We had a talk wiff Teddy today because we will be starting school berry soon, and sometimes he will be able to come wiff us, but sometimes he habs to stay home.

I fink Waffles is nerbous about it, he’s been acting strange.

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MNN News Alert

Good ebening. Dis is Chip Chompsky reporting from the Heaben studios ob MNN. Finally today we hab an image of the Bandits ob Yesteryear caught on a traffic cam in the New York area.

As you may hab heard, rumors about a group ob bandits dat hab been duped the Bandits ob Yesteryear hab been going around for a few weeks now. It’s reported sometimes they hab many horses, and sometimes just one, but the horses are always wearing stealffy bodysuits. They seem to be able to jump from state to state without adhering to the space-time continuum. People are frightened and don’t know what they want or how to stay safe. There are no witnesses to any ob the crimes, but people keep disappearing – so we urge you all to remain bigilant and keep an eye out.  We don’t know how many bandits there are as they hide in the wagon.

The horses do not seem to be inbolbed in the criminal behavior.

If you hear them in your area, please alert local authorities.  Stay safe eberybody… and now to Milo Megadoppler for the weaffer report…

 

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Safe in the Tree

Oh hai. We hab been hearing horses around and are worried it might be the bandits from yesteryear – so to be safe we are hiding in dis tree stump. Waffles went out to get an acorm.

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