Oh hai, dis Reuben and I thought we had the weekend off from school, but we had a surprise flyer saucer practice again today!  It seems to be ebery week which makes me a litter nerbous dat mom finks we are going to hab to fly an alien airplane sometime. She told us about a guy named Larry and said we might meet him some day. But I’m already good at flying the saucer, so me and Fish practiced our ninja balance at the same time.  I would lub to get a look at the scores she writes down, I bet I hab berry good numbers.

Enjoy your weekend eberybody! Relax and keep hydrated, I know it’s going to hot in a lot ob places. We habn’t take our weaffer class yet, so I can’t gib you details, but you can Google it. Dis Baxter.

As part ob our P.E. class at school, we get to learn ninja mobes. It’s berry hard to do ninja mobes and you can strain yourself pretty easy, it’s kind ob dangerous so you hab to start slow.  A most important part ob that is balance, so today we worked on balance.  Balance wiff work and life, but also balance so you don’t fall ober.  You also hab to breathe from your core…slow and steady.  We fink being ninjas would be great so we tried hard, and it’s not as easy as you would fink. It takes practice. I am ready to adbance to the next lebel!  dis Baxter. 

Hello dere. It’s Barry here.

Today we hab our first class, and it’s about the periodic table and the Elements ob Emoshun.  The periodic table is berry big, so we just started wiff these.  Ha, Meh and Ah!  We all took it berry serious because we wanted to do well. I’ll use dem in a sentence for you.  “HA! Dat was a funny joke. Ah! I wasn’t expecting it to be so humorous, I thought it might be kind ob Meh.” I fink dat is how you do it. You will get it wiff praktice. There was a tater tot fight at lunch, but don’t worry, no one was injured.  

(Fank you Amy Wagner for getting these teachable magnets for MSOB so many years ago!)