These computers are amazing! Not only can we do school stuff on dem, but you can watch bideos, play games, talk to friends across the world and you can order snacks and they deliber it right to your house. I can’t beliebe it. Dis is amazing. You don’t eben hab to gib them monies, just put some numbers in. And I found a site called Amazon dat is habbing a big sale today on treats and almost eberyfing! I bet you will find somefing you like. If you hab a computer, you should look at dis. Mom is going to lub all the stuff I’m getting…. Prime Day Rat Stuff Deals
Well, it’s Monday and we are back in school. Today we got our computers, which is kind ob exciting, but it’s also kind ob complicated to learn. There are alot ob programs and apps to figure out, but it’s fun and I fink in between being frustrated, we will lub it when we figure it out! We got the kind wiffout a mouse. We are the mouse. Woah. That’s deep.
It’s me, Reuben. Today we are habbing another art class. We got to choose how to decorate dis table, and paint was too obious so we decided it would look cool if we glued bottle caps to it. It’s been a pretty fun project, but could you please send the teacher back ober here please, I fink my hands are stuck to the table.
“Then this is a day ob independence
For all the munchkins and their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead!”
(a voice whispers in Baxters ear…)
Sorry, I thought this holiday was about that. I just really lub dat mobie. And I was berry happy for the munchkins.
We habn’t had history class in school yet, but I fink tomorrow America habs a birffday. Dat means fireworks and ice cream, and presents, and birffday cake! Someone said you hab to get their early to get the cake – most ob the time when you come to the party the cake is already gone and all you get is fireworks, so today we are in the park waiting for the cake, and doing a picnic while we wait. You are all welcome to join us if you want to, but not too many – or they might run out ob cake again. Maybe if you come you could bring extra cake. I hab President Fibbs hat out on loan from the Presidentshul library, we hab to get it back by midnight tomorrow, but if you come, you can see it – it smells like donuts.
Oh hai, dis Reuben and I thought we had the weekend off from school, but we had a surprise flyer saucer practice again today! It seems to be ebery week which makes me a litter nerbous dat mom finks we are going to hab to fly an alien airplane sometime. She told us about a guy named Larry and said we might meet him some day. But I’m already good at flying the saucer, so me and Fish practiced our ninja balance at the same time. I would lub to get a look at the scores she writes down, I bet I hab berry good numbers.



















