I hab been waiting here for a couple hours now, it was our first meeting ob the Secret Order of the Nocturnal Water Buffalo Chapter Elebenty tonight, but no one is here. It was blood oaff night and kicking off our big list ob objectibs and ebents. Howeber, now dat I fink about it, it occurs to me I may hab forgotten to send out the inbitatshuns. :/ I fink I need an assistant.
Dis is Waffles ob Internashunal Bizness Solushuns. We hab solbed our problem! Gary offered to help, but he didn’t know how, but all ob a sudden Reuben had an idea. So when we hab to wet the enbelope, Gary holds his breaff and we use his tail to swipe it wiff water, and then seal it up. It’s genius really!
Eberybodys working on the weekend…eberybody wants a new romance…Hey! Hey! Eberybodies going off da deep end…. 
Baxter wandered the forest for hours, trying to find home, but it was dark and he was all turned around. He kept coming back to the silber fing, but couldn’t find his way out. The forest was a happy place, nothing to fear, but when night falls and your snack trail habs banished, eben the most familiar place can become frightening…
Helloooo… you guys, where is eberybody? I fell asleep. Fish? Reuuuben?? Hmmm. It’s kind ob spooky here at night, I better go home now.
It was a regular day at school, but today at early recess we were playing in the magical forest and met a new friend – it’s he beautiful?! He said his name is Dandie.
Today in between our postage training, we had an Internashunal Bizness marketing class. They say using cute animals can increase responsibness and create a positib connectshun and establish trust. So I bolunteered as tribute for our calemdar marketing campaign. We hab boff desk and wall calemdars you can order at StoreObCuteFings.com if you need to know what days are coming up in 2024. BUT WAIT THERES MORE…wiff your calemdar purchase you also get a free button and fank you photo from either Reuben or Fish. *Only while supplies last.
Happy Sock Day eberyone! It’s Reuben here to tell you about our latest trabel adbenture. After Rhode Island, we got to come to Pennsylbania and I was so excited about it because it’s home ob Rocky Balboa! We watch all the mobies wiff mom and we lub Rocky so we focused our bisit on seeing all ob the sites. Where Baxter is is where Rocky used to lib in the first few mobies, and Waffles is at one ob the boxing rings. Too bad nobody was there because I would hab lubbed to spar wiff someone for practice. I might be little, but I’m berry fast and mighty.
Ob course we had to stop at the Art Museum and see the Statue ob the man himself, and run up the stairs to the top. I got there first by the way, in case you were wondering. Ob course dat made us hungry so we went to place that was used for Adrian’s restaurant and had a big Italian feast. I’m sure Pennsylbania habs a lot more to offer, but dis was the perfect day.
Fank you berry much Jodi Weinberg Bowman for the boxing, er, I mean bizness license!
