On the way home from the Unicorm conbenshun in space, we stopped to do a little bizness in a couple places, the first one was Wyoming!  It’s soooo beautiful there, we did some cowboy stuff and went to Debils’ Tower and Old Faiffful, then we had a picnic wiff a fire, and had beans in cans, and hotdogs, and it was relaxing and da enbironment was amazing – but as pretty as it was, Reuben had an encounter wiff a giant buffalo earlier in the day and it freaked him out so he didn’t want to stay obernight, so we headed norff to bisit Chip’s old stomping ground.

Fanks to Cindy Goehring for the group license, and Lecons Nuit for the indibibdual ones! We had a wonderful time (except for Reuben, I’m sure the buffalo was a nice guy, but his size was too much for him to be comfortable wiff).



Guess what? We met Larry – he was checking people in to the Sparkle room at the Unicorm Conbenshun. He’s a cool dude and smelled like peanuts.

Dis is the best time eber! It’s amazing to see many ob you here – we’re so glad you could come. It’s fun to be in space again for such a momentous occashun I guess they had the conbenshun in space last year too, but we were just born, so we didn’t go. Ebery table habs two donuts towers, which is awesome.  They habe little donut holes stuck on top ob the stick because ob grabity, the donuts float away if you’re not careful. We hab met so many other wonderful unicorms, the spaceport was super busy wiff arribals today. Our agenda is packed wiff actibities and games and the buffet is open all day! There is a group of unicorms dat opened a sparkle room dis year, so we are going to check that out soon.  Ok, we gotta go, the first offishul meeting is about to begin. Enjoy the conbenshun and hab a safe trip home eberyone. Peace and lub and donuts to you all.

Pssst… dat’s the unicorm creed, but I fink they got it from President Fibbs.

Sparkle on you crazy unicorms! Happy Unicorm Day!

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All good unicorms hab been waiting for dis day to come… and the wait is almost ober! Unicorm Day is APRIL 9ff! That’s today! The conbenshun is coming soon and eberyone is buzzing about it, hope to see you there.

(Don’t forget you hab to know the password, and hab a pre-existing reserbashun at your local spaceport to ensure proper transportashun.)

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Dis is taking a long time, I might get a crick in my neck.

We hab some cheap knock off eclipse donuts, the real ones were sold out, which is disappointing because it’s really all about the donuts, but we are ready to start watching. Are you? I hab to go get my glasses. brb.

We got to relax today and finally enjoy our March Ratty Box wiff our bee friends. Did you know dogs and bees can smell fear? Well, they didn’t today because we were just happy and habbing fun eating our sumflower seeds and playing in the new tubes and stuff. Could we BEE any more excited?! (dat one was for you Maffew)
We always lub when the Ratty Box comes to our magic box, fank you Ratty Box!