I keep hearing on the news dat the robots are taking ober! Well, fankfully dis is a retro robot and poses no threat ob taking ober or replacing us – but he is adorable! Dis is our new friend. He comes from
@billsretrorobots – Bill makes lots ob really cute, non-lethal and threatening robots. Phew….
Dis week we are learning about tape. It’s a lesser adhesibe, eberyone knows staples are better, but you need to know how to do tape for some fings, and if you don’t hab a stapler.
dis Bert. I am not prepared for Monday, I can’t find a sock, but I fink if I stay under here I will be safe. Could you bring me a snack?
Last week we had our first bet bisit. Just to make sure eberyfing looks good, which ob course it does. Our faborite bet does house calls now, so she came to see us in our office ob Internashunal Bizness! It was a nice bisit, she listened to our hearts and checked us out all ober, I don’t need to go into details cause it’s kind ob embarrassing. We checked out A-ok!
Fank you Dr. Peth @bestlifedvm! You are the best!! P.S. She sees dogs and cats too.
We broke for lunch (we had scrambled eggs and boo berries), and shortly after we came back to the afternoon sesshun we were futher discussing unicorm matters, and we noticed Bert had become inbisible! We fink the juice he was working on habs gone awry. Maybe we needs some school before we try to make our own trabel juice again. We can still hear him. “Hey Bert, do you hab any idea how long you will be inbisible??” dis Beez.
It was a cloudy morning as Bert rushed into the non-descript building, going past security, and uttering the password as he put on his official garb for the meeting. A little out ob breaff, he took his place at the table.
“Sorry I’m late guys! I was working on the trabel juice. I fink I’m getting close. I made somefing dis morning dat tasted really good.”
An offishul boice comes ober the speaker: “THE 2021 UNICORM CONBENSHUN is officully called to order!”
Chip: “Ok, so what do we talk about?”
Nickels: “I dunno. You know?”
Beesley: “I dunno.”
Chip: “Probably unicorm stuff.”
Nickels: “Yeah, ok. Let’s talk about dat.”
The rest ob the transscript habs been redacted because it’s top secret.
We are going to a pribate conbenshun tomorrow. I can’t tell you what it is…because it’s top secret at a top secret locashun. I’m all packed and ready to go, we are waiting for Bert who has been working on a trabel juice. He has been in Milo’s lab all day trying some new recipes, he doesn’t want to go away because he is habbing fun experimenting, but dis conbenshun will be worff it! Sorry I can’t tell you, but you will see what it is tomorrow! dis Nickels.
Late night residoo is the best kind ob residoo, especially when it’s tater residoo. #truefact
Trabeling was so much fun, we wanted to keep going, but we drank all the unidentified closet juice, so we had to go somewhere close to home. DISNEYLAND!! It’s only 15 minutes from our house so we went there and because it’s been closed for a year, we had the whole place to ourselbes! They are gibbing baccines in the parking lot, but we got our jabs, and went past that and straight into the park to ride the rides. We all jumped on to the Indiana Jones ride and waited for it to go! And we waited some more, but no one was there to turn it on! So we called mom and ask her to come. She turned all the rides on for us as we went around both parks, Disneyland AND Califorbia Adbenture! It was great to be the only ones there, no lines and we found an abandoned churro cart and it still had churros in it! They were a little crusty, but still delicious. Beesley lubbed the tea cup ride, but he got pretty dizzy and didn’t feel so good. Chip’s faborite was Space Mountain and Star Wars Land. I lubbed it all! Dis Nickels.
We went around and around and did so many rides! We made our own parade down Main Street, then it was getting dark and Bert said we should probably go home now.
What a fun day! Fank you Beff Margogey for the license to take Disneyland ober for a day – meet us at the Blue Bayou for desserts!!
