Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

The Littles

Hi, it’s Reuben. Apparently some people don’t realize I’m a dwarf too, like Fish, we are only 5g apart in size. Mom calls us the littles. So she made us pose wiff dis Milano to show our size. Mom says we are more delicious than the cookie! Which makes me a little nerbous.

History

Today we hab history class and we learned all about George Jefferson and the founding fathers.  He was president way before Fibbs.  The myth ob George Jefferson habing wooden teef is a common misconception. While it is true that George experienced dental problems fruout his life, his dental issues were far more complex and sofisticated […]

2024 Calemdars

We hab been working hard at school and hab our first Internashunal Bizness benture to present… Do you need cute pics for ebery monff ob 2024? You need a calemdar! We hab wall and desk calemdars for you – 4 different options, and NO MONDAYS!! You can order yours at the StoreobCuteFings.com today. Fank you […]

Postponed

Hai, it’s me Fish, your Grand Poobah. Due to the oberwhelming response, we are going to hab to postpone the first meeting ob my local chapter ob the loyal order ob Water Buffalo while we find a larger benue. Fank you for your patience.

Gary

You might hab been wondering, how Gary is doing.  He’s doing great. We feed him, and talk to him and sometimes he habs play dates wiff his fish friends.  He plays in the bafftub during the day so he habs lots of space, but in the ebenings he likes being in his bowl so he […]