Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
MNN Breaking News
We interrupt your Chirstmas wiff dis Specshul Report. The Christmas Chicken toll free reporting number habs been ringing off the hook as reports and sightings habs been coming in for the last hour or so. The Christmas Chicken habs been caught on surbelance camera in norffern californbia so be on the lookout – he will […]
Twas the Night
When your legendary story gets ruined by imperical ebidence.
Holiday Magic
The merriment commenced, after the last drop ob hot chocolate had been drunk. They all took turns sledding and Pocket gabe Reuben a push down the little sloping hill. Ornaments found their way onto the trees fru all the decorating fun. Baxter and Wink took one tree and Barry and Waffles tackled the big one. […]
Announcement from the COCC
Hai, it’s me, Barry, the COCC ob MMHIB Enterprises Inc. If you don’t know, COCC is Chief Officer ob Counting Calemdars, and I was going ober the numbers and we only hab ONE wall calemdar left (a Fish one) and TWO desk calemdars. Dat’s it. Red alert. If you habn’t got yours yet – dis […]
Holiday Ratty Box
The holiday Ratty Box habs arribed! The gingerbread house is soooo comfy, and it also doubles as a reindeer stable wiff a cute little window on the side so the reindeers get fresh air, which is a berry important design element. The Ratty Box always habs comfy dwellings, tasty snacks, fun toys and a cute […]
Truck Driber
Fish loads up my truck and then I take to the truck sorting place. Some ob the details ob how Santa does fings is top secret so I can’t say too much – I don’t want to get in trouble. We are on a tight schedule.
Deputized Elbes
We got a call from Santa today and he is running behind, apparently there is an elf shortage at the Norff Pole, so we agreed to help him out. I’m taking a shift in the warehouse organizing the gift boxes and sorting out who wants what. We talked to school and we will get extra […]