I would like to make a complaint to the head office ob MSOB. I got in trouble today for wearing dis hat to class because the teacher said it was making too much noise and causing a distractshun, but I feel the need to express myself and today I felt loud. Where can I find […]
Dis Reuben by NAIA. Age 7.
We did some arting today wiff our cousin, Naia. It was great – she’s pretty good at drawing us eben tho we didn’t sit still berry good. You might remember she drew Beez last year wiff a crown.. Arting is always fun!
As we all boldly ride into 2024, I just wanted to wish you all good healff and good luck in the New Year! dis Fish, by the way. I learned how to ride a motocycle so I could get to my meetings ob the Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo – Chapter Elebenty easier. […]
I bolunteered to come to New York City to scope out the Times Square situashun for New Years Ebe. I fink normally I would lub NYC, but there are soooo many people right now, and I’m tired, and eberyfing is sticky. I’m going home and recommending we just celebrate at home wiff Teddy and wear […]
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Dis Chef Baxter. Today I made some Wimbley cookies for my friends, I forgot to take pics ob the making part, I just hab the finished part, but I hab to go now and do the eating part! They taste really yummy. They hab chocolate and flower and sugar and eggs, but not scrambled ones, […]
We interrupt your Chirstmas wiff dis Specshul Report. The Christmas Chicken toll free reporting number habs been ringing off the hook as reports and sightings habs been coming in for the last hour or so. The Christmas Chicken habs been caught on surbelance camera in norffern californbia so be on the lookout – he will […]
When your legendary story gets ruined by imperical ebidence.